16. 465264 - The One the Morning After (2) (第3季)【完整台词】

All right.

How was she? -What? -Was she good? Don't answer that.

You said you wanted to talk about it.

Let's talk.

How was she? -She was.

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-Awful.

-She was not good.

-Horrible.

Nothing compared to you.

She was different.

Good different? Nobody likes change.

-Just stop! -What? Okay! Okay! Okay! Should we do something? Yeah.

Never cheat on Rachel.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

I was disgusted with myself.

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and this morning I was upset.

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and then I got your message and I was so happy.

And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment-- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute.

What time did your little friend leave? Oh, my God.

She was there? She was still there? She was in there when I was in there? Listen, the important thing is she meant nothing to me.

And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! I didn't think there was a relationship.

-We'd broken up.

-We were on a break.

That, for all I knew, could last forever.

That is a breakup.

You gonna get out of this on a technicality? I'm not trying to "get out" of anything.

I thought our relationship was dead.

Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.

I don't think we should listen to this anymore.

What are you doing? We can't go out.

Why not? I'm hungry.

Because they'll know we've been listening.

God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther! I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen! Oh, that is so sweet.

I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.

We can go out.

They have other things to worry about.

We'll be fine.

Rachel, I wanted to tell you.

I thought I should.

And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to! Wax the door shut.

We're never leaving.

It's Phoebe.

Someone has to take my 9:00 with Mr.

Rehak.

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because it's 9: 1 5 now, and I'm not there.

None of this would've happened if I didn't think.

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you were having sex with Mark? All right.

Let's say I had slept with Mark.

Would you have been able to forgive me? Yes, I would.

You'd be okay if Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me.

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and made love to me? If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were-- I would have been devastated.

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but I would still want to be with you.

Because, I mean, it's you.

Come on, tell me what you're thinking.

I'm thinking.

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I'm gonna order a pizza.

Order a pizza, like.

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