16. 465264 - The One the Morning After (2) (第3季)【完整台词】

Nobody benefits, and you'll just hurt her.

And there won't be a relationship left to rebuild.

Don't you think-- If you have to tell her, at least wait till the timing's right.

And that's what deathbeds are for.

-Yeah, okay.

-All right.

Okay.

Now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way.

Did you think about the trail? What trail? From the woman you did it with.

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to the woman you hope never finds out you did it! Always think about the trail! I don't think there's any trail.

Chloe works with that guy, lsaac.

Isaac's sister is Jasmine, who works at the massage place with Phoebe.

Phoebe is Rachel's friend, and that's the trail! I did it! "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg--" Did that! "Grasp the linen strip by its tab.

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and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion.

" Was it not "pain-free"? No, it was pain-ful! My God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax.

" The girls on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.

Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid.

But you know, if you don't believe me, please, be my guest.

Now are you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips? Chloe, hi.

Is this about me taking your watch? -You took my watch? -I'm sorry.

I do that.

You keep it.

Listen, did you tell anyone about us? I feel like it really isn't anybody's business.

Exactly.

So you didn't mention anything to lsaac? -I tell lsaac everything.

-You do? Of course you do.

Hi, lsaac.

You know, we haven't actually met.

You dog! Yes, I suppose I am a dog.

But see, I happen to have a girlfriend.

Right.

Rachel from the coffee place.

That's the one.

Listen, I don't want to hurt her.

I know.

It doesn't matter how much we love them.

Monogamy is too cruel a rule.

Listen, can you keep this information to yourself? No problem.

We gotta look out for each other.

We're the same, you and me.

Actually, no, we're not.

Yeah, we are.

No, we're not.

Yeah, we are.

No, we're not.

-Okay, we're not.

-Right.

But we are.

Fine.

I just need to know that you won't tell your sister.

I can promise not to tell her again.

Jasmine? We met at Phoebe's birthday party.

I'm Ross Geller.

You did a bad thing! -Yes, I did.

-very bad! -very bad.

-very, very bad! I'm agreeing with you.

Listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet? Please.

Please don't.

I love my girlfriend very much and I want to work it out with her.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

But you should talk to my roommate.

I told him, and he knows Phoebe too.

Who's your roommate? Tell me you didn't tell Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place.

I'm sorry.

Was I not supposed to? -We're all right.

-It's okay.

It's okay.

-We were just waxing our legs.

-Off? For your information, this is a pain like no man will ever experience.

Unless you've been kicked in an area.

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that God only meant to be treated nicely.

Women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that's all.

I mean, come on, it's just a little wax.

Oh, yeah? Come here.

Oh, that's mature.

So now I just pull it off? That's right.

Just talk to me.

Please! Talk to you? I can't even look at you right now.

Nothing.

Nothing.

-She said it was okay.

-What are they talking about? -Just get away from me! -I made a mistake, okay? A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse? Where did he put it? You had sex with another woman! Oh, my God! I knew something was wrong because my nails didn't grow at all yesterday.

I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk-- You guys knew about this and didn't tell us? He has sex and we get hit in our heads! I want you to leave! Just get out! Now! I want to stay and talk about this.