16. 465264 - The One the Morning After (2) (第3季)【完整台词】

-Previously on Friends.

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-I don't feel like I have a girlfriend.

You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? -Is this about Mark? -Oh, my God.

-Okay, it's not.

-Oh, my God.

I cannot keep having this fight with you! Maybe we should just take a break.

Fine.

You're right.

Let's take a break.

Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.

A break from us.

Then we had this big fight, and I said I wanted to take a break.

I don't want to take a break.

This is crazy.

Can 't we work on this? What do you want to drink? Who's that? Nobody.

Is that Mark? Honey, look, he just-- Yeah.

Got it! Hey, come dance.

What, are you married? Because that's okay.

THE NEXT MORNING How was the big anniversary dinner? Well, we never actually got to dinner.

Nice.

We kind of broke up instead.

What? My God! It's on the ceiling! That's okay.

This is more important than fruit.

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on my ceiling.

You broke up? Yeah, but it's okay because when Ross left, Mark came over.

-Oh, no! You and Mark? -It's okay.

Calm down.

Mark and I talked.

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and I realized how much I love your stupid brother.

We got our problems, but I really wanna make it work.

Morning! The One the Morning After .

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(staz@post.

cz) It's me.

I've been trying to reach you all night.

I feel awful.

There's nothing between me and Mark.

This whole breakup thing is just stupid.

I'm sorry I put you through it.

And I don 't want to get back together over a machine.

So I love you.

I love you.

And you know what? I'm gonna go to bed now but on my way to work tomorrow, I'll stop by around 8:30.

Bye.

Chloe, how's it coming? What kind of puppy do you think I should get? Well, how about a big one? -But my apartment's so-- -Then a small one.

-We have to go.

-Wait! Where's my shoes? You need shoes? -Do I know why we're rushing? -You know my girlfriend? It turns out that she wants to get back together.

I found it! That's so great for you guys! You must be so happy! Yes, I am.

One of the many things I'm feeling.

-Good luck with your girlfriend.

-Thank you.

-You got my message? -You are right on time! So can I be your girlfriend again? Yes, you can.

very much.

-Why are you mopping your ceiling? -There's banana on it.

I have the spirit of an old lndian woman living in mine.

So, then, you know.

The mailman was here, so I brought your mail.

-Oh, good.

Thanks.

-Now, what is Fabutech? Don't judge me too much, okay? I saw this infomercial, and I swear I have never.

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bought anything on Tv before.

Except for this mop.

But there was this amazing stuff on leg-waxing-- Waxine! Yes! Have you seen it? It's incredible! I want to be a Waxine Girl! I know! Do you think it really doesn't hurt? How can they do that? Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the rain forest? They have the best stuff in there.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone to make up with Rachel.

Which is probably what you should have done.

You think? God, I'm in hell.

I mean, what am I gonna do? Rachel's all "I love you," and all I can think about.

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is what is she gonna do when I tell her what I did? First, we should address the more important question.

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how dumb are you? Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? How can I do that without being honest? I'm onboard about the total-honesty thing.

I am.

Just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble.

He's right.