15. 465263 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (1) (第3季)【完整台词】

Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I care about? This is the first time in my life I'm doing something I'm actually good at? I mean, if you don't get that No, hey, I get that.

Okay? I get that and I'm happy for you.

But I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine, okay? - I don't know what to do anymore.

- Well, neither do I.

Is this about Mark? - Huhoh, my God.

- Okay, it's not.

Oh, my God.

I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross.

No, you're making this too hard.

I'm making this too hard? What do you want me to do? I don't know.

I don't know.

Look, ugh, maybe we should just take a break.

Okay, okay, fine.

You're right.

Let's, uhlet's take a break.

Let's cool off, okay? Let's get some frozen yogurt or something.

No.

[SIGHS] A break from us.

And the advances in collating in the past five years.

I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know? The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71.

Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.

- Hi, Ross.

- Oh, hi, Chloe.

I want you to meet some friends of mine.

This guy's my hero.

He comes in with some stuff, he wants it blown up 400 percent.

We say, "We don't do that.

" He says, "You got to.

" And you know what? We did it and now any time anybody wants 400, we just say, "Let's Ross it.

" And that's the only color that comes in.

Yo, Chloe, do you have a quarter for the condom machine? [GRUNTS] So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

Yeah, a little change of plans.

Uh, we're going to break up instead.

Oh, and I can also speak a little French.

Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir? Why? What did I say? Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.

- Oh, my God.

- Heh.

No wonder I get such great service at Café Maurice.

[LAUGHS] Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

Hi.

Um, could you please tell Sergei that, umI was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros-Ghali said in the New York Times? [CLEARS THROAT] [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] You didn't say, "Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

" Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] He says he was, too.

Interesting.

Uh, so, I was wondering Okay, hey, before you get all talky again um, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.

[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] Uh, he said, "Thank you very much.

He thinks you look very pretty tonight.

Your hair, golden like the sun.

" So, you're a chef? Mm-hmm.

I'm also thinking of opening up my own restaurant.

- Oh, really? - Monica, could I talk to you behind my menu, please? - What are you doing? - Well, I was having a conversation.

Yeah, but Mischa is so interested in you that Sergei and I haven't been able to say two words to each other.

What do you want me to do? Sit here silently while the three of you have a conversation? That would be great.

Thank you.

[PHONE RINGS] - Hello? - Oh, hi.

It's Mark.

- Oh.

- What? Is it my breath? No.

Sorry.

I just thought you were somebody else.

Hi.

Hi, well, look, I was just going to leave a message.

Isn't tonight your big anniversary dinner? Wellwell, um Rach, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

You want to talk? I mean, I can come over.

No.

Really, no.

Please.

That'sthat's okay.

All right.

I'm coming over and I'm bringing Chinese food.

- Oh, yeah, I'm not hungry.

- MARK: It's for me.

Oh.

Okay.

Bye.

- Well, so, what are you going to do? - What can I do? One person wants to break up, you break up.

Hey, no way.

Come on, this is you guys.

Call her and work it out.

Come on.

We just had this huge fight.

Don't I have to wait a while? Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat.

Pick up your phone.

You know that whole swimming thing is a myth.

Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.

Why, what happened to him? Nothing.

He just really believes in that.

Oh, and then we got into this big, stupid fight and I justit was awful.

I told him he treats me like a park ranger or somethingugh and then I told him I wanted to take a break.

I don't want to take a break.

Oh, I'm sorry.

[SIGHS] - Egg roll? - No.

And then I called him, and he wasn't there.

Well, he's probably just out.

Oh, thank you.

That's very helpful.

I'm glad you came over.

[PHONE RINGS] - Hello? - Hi, it's me.

- Hi.

Oh, I'm so glad you called.