15. 465263 - The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break (1) (第3季)【完整台词】

I've got I just have too much to deal with.

Anyway, I'm going out with Sergei again tonight.

And, um could you come and be the translator's date, so that when weyou know, it's time for our alone timeyou two can split off? You know, he's re he's kind of cute.

Like really "kind of cute," or "kind of cute" like your friend Spackle-Back Larry? Hey, don't call him that.

His name is Spackle-Back Harry.

Hey, you know what? Maybe we should get going.

I mean, what time did Chloe say to get there? - Uh, 10:30.

- What time is it now? Four-thirty.

- Yeah, all right.

So we'll hang out.

- Yeah.

Hey, remember when she brought up that thing aboutyou know, the three of us? Yes.

Vividly.

- She was kidding about that, right? - Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I think so.

God, it'd be weird if that situation presented itself tonight, huh? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, uh whatwhat would we do? [CHUCKLING]: Ha, ha.

Dude, I don't know.

Ha-ha-ha.

- She was kidding.

- Yeah.

She was just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay.

You probably want the first one to be: "Never open your eyes.

" You know? Because you don't want to be doing something and then look up, right? And see something that you don't want to be seeing, you know? Yeah.

Good call.

Nice hold it.

Hold it.

What if my eyes are closed, and and my hand is out there Aah! Okay.

Eyes open at all times.

Oh, hey.

How do we decide where we, ahem, you know, each would, ahem, you know - be? - Right.

Right.

Well, I, uh, you know, we could flip for it.

Yeah, I guess, but, like, what's heads and what's tails? Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you.

No, no, no.

No.

I am looking at a purchase order right here, and it clearly states that we ordered the Riviera bikini in a variety of sizes and colors, and what does it matter what I'm wearing? Could I please speak to your supervisor? Thank you.

We're holding.

- Hi.

- Oh! Oh, my God.

What are you doing here? Well, you said you couldn't go out, so You brought a picnic.

Oh.

What a boyfriend.

That's it.

On Monday, I start wearing makeup.

Ross, honey, this is very nice, but II've got a crisis.

Yeah, but I've got couscous.

Honeyhoney, I'm sorry.

I know it's our anniversary, but I told you on the phone, I don't have time to stop.

Okay, you don't have to stop.

I'm invisible.

I'm not here.

Yeah, but, I don't who approved that order? Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office.

- Get me Mark on the phone.

- Oh, I love Mark.

Do you know Mark? - Yeah.

- Let me just check that with what I've got here.

All right, see, 038 is not the number for this store.

Zero-three-eight is Atlanta, and I [GRINDING] [LAUGHS] Heh.

Pepper? - None for me.

- Okay, sorry.

Pour vous.

Whoo.

I'm sorry.

As I was saying, the store number is wrong, and I'm sorry, but that is oh, my God.

Ross! Geez.

Oh, myGod.

Okay, it's fine, it's fine.

Whoa, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Excuse me, I'm sorry.

I'm going to have to call you back.

I've got Shemp in my office.

- What are you doing? - I'm sorry, but, umhey, whoa, somebody's off the phone.

How about a glass of wine by the fire? I can get it going again if you Ross, you're not listening to me.

I don't have time to stop.

Come on, Rach.

You don't have, what, ten minutes? I don't have 10 minutes.

- Sophie, does she have ten minutes? - Hey, Ross, I told you, I don't.

Don't yell at me, okay? This is the most I've seen you all week.

Look, I cannot do this right now, okay? I have got a deadline.

Would you just go home? I'll talk to you later.

- Yeah, but why - Good-bye.

Uh, actually, that's our three-hole punch.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Look, um, about what happened earlier Uh, well, II completely understand.

You wereyou were stressed.

I was going to give you a chance to apologize to me.

For what? For letting you throw me out of your office? You had no right coming down to my office, Ross.

You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work, unless maybe they were a park ranger.

Yeah, well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

Boy, what an ass am I.

But I told you I didn't have the time.

Yeah, well, you never have the time.

I mean, I don't feel like I have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.

Ross, what do you want from me? You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? No, but it would nice if you'd realize that it's just a job.

Justa job? Yes.