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Hey, how much would you give
me to eat this whole jar of olives?
I won't give you anything,
but you'll owe me 2.
95.
Done.
Hi.
I need an atlas.
I need an atlas.
Why? Do you have
a report due?
I have a date with
this diplomat I met
while I was giving free massages
outside the U.
N.
And I don't know
where his country is.
Okay, let's start with the
free massages at the U.
N.
Oh, it's my new thing.
I figure,
"Bodies at peace make peace.
"
Wow.
You might just get
the first Nobel Prize in rubbing.
- So, what country is this guy from?
- Um, Ichnechtraianistan.
There's a "G" in there.
- Where's that?
- In your atlas.
- I don't have an atlas.
- Oh.
- Oh, well, but wait, I do have a
globe.
Hold on.
- Oh.
- So, Pheebs, what's this guy like?
- Um,
well, he's very
dashing, you know?
And, um, very, very sophisticated.
And he doesn't speak any English,
but according to his translator,
he totally gets me.
Okay, here you go.
What is this?
It's a globe
and a pencil sharpener.
Oh.
Hey, anybody need anything copied?
I'm going to the Xerox place.
Oh, no, thanks.
Okay, listen, just give me
anything I can make two of.
If you don't have anything to copy,
why are you going down there?
Yeah, are you just going down
there to gawk at that hot girl
with the belly button ring again?
Yeah.
Do you
want to come?
Yeah.
So no one told you
life was going to be this way
Your job's a joke,
you're broke
Your love life's D.
O.
A.
It's like you're always
stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day
Your week, your month,
or even your year
But I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to fall
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there
for me, too
Come on, Chloe.
Finish up
with your customer first.
Come on, Chloe.
Come on, Chloe.
Can I help you?
Uh-oh.
Uh, you know what?
We're having second thoughts
about our, uh, copying needs,
and, uh, we'll need a little
more time to think about it.
Chloe, switch with me.
There are some
guys here who got a crush on you.
Okay, that hurt us.
Hi, guys.
I haven't seen
you since this morning.
Well, uh
you know.
Hey, what are you guys
doing tomorrow night?
Both of us?
Maybe.
Does that scare you?
Relax.
It's just Isaac's
deejaying at The Philly.
- You should come.
- Oh, we'll be there.
Great.
I'll, uh, see you then.
All right.
Rock on.
[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
He says that walking with you makes
this strange city feel like home.
Oh.
Me, tooalthough this
city is my home, so
so that's dumb, what I said.
Don't tell him I said that.
Um, just, you make
something up.
Ahem.
Uh
[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Nice.
Thank you.
This is me, here.
Uh
[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
"Your eyes are very pretty.
"
Thank you.
Very much.
Oh, thank you.
[SPEAKING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
He would like
to kiss you.
Okay, you know what?
You don't have to do that now.
No, no, no, no, not him.
No, you don't.
Oh.
Okay.
Well,
the moment's over.
Oh.
TRANSLATOR: "Oy.
"
See, there it is,
right there.
Wow, it's small.
Yeah, but Sergei said
it took the Germans six weeks
to get all the way
across it.
So you had fun, huh?
Yeah.
Except foryou know
when you're on a date,
and you're getting
along really great
but the guy's translator
keeps getting in the way?
No.
- Hey.
- Hey.
What, is, uh,
Rach in her room?
Oh, no, she's still at work,
but she told me to tell you to call her.
Oh, what? Is she going to cancel
on me again? How can she do this?
Doesn't she know
it's our anniversary?
All right, uh, Ross.
This is the extent
of my knowledge on the subject.
"Call Rachel.
"
What's that on the bottom?
Oh, that's my doodle of a
ladybug with a top hat.
Ha, ha.
She's fancy.
[PHONE RINGING]
- Hello?
- ROSS: Hey, honey.
- Oh, hi.
- Hey.
What's going on?
Well, there was a disaster in shipping
and I've got to get this order in.
Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks
like I'm going to be here all night.
[SIGHING]: What, do you
well, um, how about I come up there?
No, no, no, no.
Honey, please.
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