13. 465265 - The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends (第3季)【完整台词】

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without making sure we got room in the freezer.

How often do you read it? Haven't you ever read a book over and over again? I read Little Women more than once.

It's a classic.

What's so great about The Shining? The question should be, what is not so great about The Shining? And the answer would be, "nothing.

" All right? This is the scariest book ever.

I bet it's better than that classic of yours.

We'll just see about that, okay? I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women.

All right, you got it.

Now, Rach, these little women.

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How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little? Chandler, Ross? This is Robert.

You have lipstick right here.

That's okay, it's mine.

We just kissed.

Isn't it a bit cold out for shorts? Well, I'm from California.

Right.

Sometimes you guys just burst into flame.

I'm up.

I'm up.

I've gotten up now.

Anybody want anything? -I'll have coffee.

-Me too.

Make that three.

Ross, why don't you come with me? What's the matter? What's going on? Robert's coming out.

What do you mean? ls he gay? He's coming out of his shorts.

What? The man is showing brain.

Are you sure? Hold on.

I'm sorry.

That was a coffee and a.

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Coffee.

We could write it down.

No, no.

That won't be necessary.

Well? What do we do? What do we do? Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.

Like an eclipse.

When people compliment my cooking tonight, what do I say? You say, "Thank you.

" Then you buy me something pretty.

Come on, we're gonna put our hands in this bowl.

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and we're gonna start squishing the tomatoes.

This feels very weird.

You touch people's eyeballs and this feels weird? Sure, I touch them.

But I spent years learning not to squish them.

That's my hand.

-Keep squishing.

-The tomatoes are squishing.

You got some on your shirt.

Hold on a second.

Just put a little club soda on it.

Get to it right away.

It should do.

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the trick.

What? You've got some on your pants.

I'll just throw them out.

These little women! You're liking it? Oh, yeah.

Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.

I don't see how he could forgive her.

Jo's a girl.

It's short for Josephine.

But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.

You mean it's like a girl-girl thing? That is the one thing missing from The Shining.

No, actually, Laurie's a boy.

No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.

How'd the basketball go? I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.

You mean a 3-pointer? I get more because I'm dainty.

Is there a phone here to check my messages? -In back.

Do you want a quarter? -I always carry one in my sock.

What are you doing? Get back on your side-- Hello! I'm Joey.

We haven't met.

Good to meet you.

Robert.

What? What? You guys, what is going on? Do you not like Robert? Why are you laughing? Calm down.

No reason to get testy.

-You guys! Come on! -We're sorry.

It just seems that Robert isn't as concealed in the shorts area.

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as one may have hoped.

What do you mean? Could you pass me those cookies? Sure.