12. 465262 - The One With All the Jealousy (第3季)【完整台词】

People, people, people.

Let's try it again, and this time, let's everybody watch Joey.

Show them how it's done.

Count it off, Mack.

[ PIANO PLAYING MARCH INTRO] So did you have fun at the bachelor party last night? Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Look what I got.

- See? She's fully dressed, right? - Right.

And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked.

And then you click it again and she's dressed.

She's a business woman.

She's walking down the street.

She's window shopping, and, oh, oh, ohshe's naked.

Hi.

Hello.

You know what? I'm going to spend some alone time with the pen.

I'm sorry.

I was an idiot.

- Big idiot.

- A big idiot.

Heh.

It's just, what you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is really hard for me.

Honey, why is it hard? We've been together for almost a year now.

Well, I was with Carol for like eight years, and I lost her.

And now, if it's possible, I think I love you even more.

So it's hard for me to believe that I'm not going to well, that someone else isn't going to take you away.

Let it be me.

Let it be me.

Honeythat's very sweet.

It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other, and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.

I got to get going.

Bye, Chandler.

Oh, okay, Ross.

Listen, this pen's getting kind of boring, so can you pick me up some porn? - Where you going? - I've got to go pick up Ben.

We've got a playdate this afternoon.

Oh.

With who? Just this woman I met last night at the party.

There was a woman at? The stripper? Yeah.

You have a playdate with a stripper? Man, I got to get a kid.

[LAUGHING] Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

We started talking after she, you know, did her thing, and it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age.

So we're going to take the kids to a Gymboree class.

- Meh.

- Oh.

- Is that okay? - Sure.

Is she married? - Uh, no.

- Huh.

Are you jealous? No.

You know, I just don't see why she has to play with you, that's all.

I mean, doesn't she, you know, have any other stripper mom friends of her own? - You are totally jealous.

- Ugh.

I'm not jealous, all right? This is about uh, people feeling certain things you know, about - strippers.

- Oh.

- And, you know, and, uhIugh.

- Honey, I love you, too.

- Bye.

- Wait, wait, wait.

What? Well, there's a kiss he won't forget for a few hours, you know? - Yeah.

- Ha, ha.

Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.

Is there a Julio here? I am Julio.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Mr.

Pretentious You think There's no one finer Well, your poems are unpublished And you work in a diner You're no God's gift to women That's all in your head You are just a butt-munch No one likes a butt-munch.

And you're also bad in bed