12. 465262 - The One With All the Jealousy (第3季)【完整台词】

- Please.

I'm not going for anything.

- Well, if you don't, I will.

- Would you please go? Night, Mon.

- Night, Julio.

- Adiós.

Look, Julio, someone left their book here.

Actually, that is mine.

- Oh, yeah? - Yes.

Well, what are you reading? "Flowers of Evil" by Baudelaire.

Have you read it? [CHUCKLES] Ha, ha.

Have I read it? No.

Are you enjoying it? I thought that I would, but the translation's no good.

You're a poet and you don't know it.

Actually, I, uhI am a poet.

Oh.

Ha, ha.

So you do know it.

Ha, ha.

[CLEARS THROAT] Ahem.

So, uh what kind of things do you write about? Things that move me.

The shadow of a tree.

A child laughing or this lip.

Mine? Right here? [WHISPERS]: Yes.

I could write an epic poem aboutthis lip.

How would that go? Well, it didn't rhyme, ha, ha but I liked it.

You got to pick a pocket or two Boys You've got to pick a pocket or two Lovely.

Just lovely.

Really? Thanks.

Listen, Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on Saturday.

Excellent.

- I'll be there.

- Ha, ha.

Okay.

And listen, don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.

My, uh, my agent said that it wasn't a dancing part.

Oh, Joey, all the roles got to dance a little.

Ha, ha.

But believe me, with your dance background, it'll be a piece of cake.

"Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp"? Five years with the American Ballet Theatre? Hey, everybody lies on their résumé, okay? I wasn't one of the Zoom kids either.

Well, can you, like, dance at all? Yeah, I can dance.

You know Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Whatwhat is that? Sure, it looks stupid now.

There's no music playing.

[PHONE RINGING] All right, I have to get that, but no, no.

Hello? Hi.

Ha, ha.

[LAUGHS] Yeah, um, listen, I'm in need of a stripper, and I was told that you do that.

[LAUGHING] Let me ask you this.

What do you do for the extra hundred? So would Iwould I have to provide the grapes? - Hi.

- Ooh! How was last night with Julio, señorita? Ha, ha.

He is so amazing.

He's so sexy and smart, which makes him even sexier.

Oh, my gosh.

Look, I got to tell you this.

Last night, we were fooling around, and all of a sudden he stops to write a poem.

Get out.

I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.

Okay, we have our stripper a Miss Crystal Chandelier.

Well, sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be? Ahem.

Anyway, when he left, he forgot to take the poem with him.

Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good, all right? Check it out.

Read it.

"The Empty Vase.

"Translucent beauty" To yourself.

- Hey, you know what? That's pretty good.

- Oh, good.

Yeah, I think so, too.

Pheebs? - Oh, yeah.

- Oh, great.

I'm so glad you guys like it.

- Yay.

All right, I got to go to work.

- No, no.

Oh.

I'm not done.

Well, just give it back when you're through.

- Okay, see you guys.

- Bye-bye.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Poor Monica! - What? What? What? - PHOEBE: What? He was with her when he wrote this poem.

Look.

"My vessel so lovely With nothing inside.

"Now that I've touched you, You seem emptier still.

" He thinks Monica's empty.

She's the empty vase.

- You really think that's what he meant? - Totally.

Oh, God.

Oh, and she seemed so happy, too.

Done.

Do you have the Ralph Lauren file? Oh, yeah.

Sure.

It's, uh, right [ MUSIC BOX PLAYING THEME FROM "LOVE STORY"] What's that? Uh, it's, uh, from Ross.

It's a love bug.

Wow.

Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

That's not what he's doing.

- He's just really romantic.