11. 465261 - The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister (第3季)【完整台词】

Even if you're right, and he wants to sleep with her.

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does that mean he gets to? -No, but-- -Don't you trust her? Then get over yourself! Grow up! You grow up.

This tiramisu is excellent.

Did you make it, Mary Angela? No, I did.

Well, it's yummy.

So.

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Mary Angela, do you like it? Of course.

It's her favorite.

So.

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Mary Angela, what's your second favorite? More of Grandma's tiramisu.

Oh, would you just please.

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give me your recipe, because this is great! It's topnotch! That dies with me.

So will l.

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.

I was just squinting.

It doesn't mean anything.

Just do it! Will you excuse me, I have to.

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Finally! I thought we'd never be alone.

Can I just tell you something? I have not stopped thinking about you since the party.

Look, I may have jumped the gun here.

I just got out of a relationship.

And I'm not really in a.

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in a commitment kind of place.

So? Me neither! God, Mary Angela was right.

You do have the softest lips.

You're not Mary Angela? No! I'm Mary Therese! This is so bad.

If you're not Mary Angela, then who is? I am.

Oh, it's so bad.

No, Joey! No, Joey! What's going on? You're it! Now run and hide! It's no big deal.

Chandler was just kissing me.

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because he thought I was Mary Angela.

What? How could you think she was Mary Angela? I wasn't sure which one Mary Angela was.

Look, I'm sorry.

I was really drunk.

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and you guys all look really similar.

-I say punch him, Joey! -Yeah, punch him! We should all calm down.

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because your brother's not gonna punch me.

Are you? That's usually what I'd do.

But I never thought you'd be on the receiving end.

How could you do this? If you wanna punch me, go ahead.

I deserve it.

But I want you to know that I'd never soberly hurt you or your family.

You're my best friend.

And I'd never do anything like this, ever again.

So what? -I say punch him! -Yeah, punch him! No, I'm not gonna punch Chandler.

-I'll do it.

-No, you won't! He knows he did a terrible thing, and I believe him.

He's sorry.

But you got one more apology to make.

You gotta apologize to Mary Angela.

-Absolutely.

You got it.

-All right.

-Cookie, now you can punch him! -What? What are you doing here? You know, this building's on my paper route, so.

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How did it go? The woman I interviewed with was pretty tough.

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