11. 465261 - The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister (第3季)【完整台词】

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to the bathroom? Hi.

Is my misery amusing to you? I'm sorry, I was just.

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It's not funny.

This is actually my job.

Believe me, I've been there.

I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.

I'm just gonna go back to talking to my friend here.

You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.

Just one other thing.

I work at Bloomingdale's.

I might know of a possible job, if you're interested.

Do you want my pickle? Hey, guys.

-Hey, Gunther.

-Hi.

You're going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? Well, he's very charming.

He's too charming! But if you go out, it'll be harder for me to hate him.

You'll just have to try.

Joey? Where are the Jell-O shots? I don't know.

Chandler's supposed to be passing them-- Chandler! Hello-dee-lo! Well, somebody's feeling better.

-Stick out your tongue! -Take off your shirt! -Oh, my! -Oh, my God! How many did you have? They're pure vodka.

Yeah, Jell-O.

Just like Mom used to make.

The most unbelievable thing happened today.

I had lunch at Monica's and met a guy.

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who works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's.

There's an opening there! So I gave him my phone number.

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and he'll call me this weekend to get me an interview! So this guy's helping you for no apparent reason? And he's a total stranger? Yeah.

His name is "Mark" something.

Sounds like "Mark Something" wants to have some sex! What? Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason? To be nice? Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? -No, only for sex.

-Thank you.

So did you tell "Mark Something" about me? I didn't have to.

I was wearing.

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my "I Heart Ross" sandwich board and ringing my bell.

Joey! Happy birthday! How many of that girl are you seeing? How hammered are you? These are Joey's sisters.

Hi, Joey's sisters! What're we drinking over here? Well, I have a vodka and cranberry juice.

No kidding? That's the same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.

Okay, I don't know how to talk to you.

What are you doing? I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer.

No, it's a good thing.

Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? You have some huge breasts! -Hi.

-Hi.

So I heard about this Mark guy that Rachel met today.

Isn't it great? Yeah, pretty good.

He sounds like a nice, good guy.

Oh, he is.

And he is so dreamy! I mean, when he left, I actually used the phrase: "Hummina, hummina, hummina.

" That's excellent.

So he's "just a nice guy.

" Do you really think this Mark doesn't want anything for helping you? Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him.

But that's true of any job.

How you feeling? Well, my apartment isn't there anymore.

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because I drank it.

Where'd you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.

I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.

No "woo-hooing.

" No "woo-hooing.

" Why, what happened? I fooled around with Joey's sister.

That's not the worst part.

What is the worst part? I can't remember which sister.

You see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice.

This is men! Are you insane? Joey will kill you.

He'll actually kill you dead.

You don't think I thought of that? -How can you not know which one? -That's unbelievable.

-Was it Gina? -Which one's Gina? The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings.

That's Dina, not Gina.

See? You can't tell which is which either! We didn't fool around with any of them.

It's got to be veronica.

The girl in the red skirt.

I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat! That was me.

When I drink, sometimes I get overly friendly.

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