10. 465260 - The One Where Rachel Quits (第3季)【完整台词】

Well, "Waitress at a Coffeehouse" .

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and "Cheer Squad Co-Captain" only took up so much room.

Hey, that's funny! You're funny, Chandler! You're a funny guy! You know what else is funny? Something else I might have said? I don't know.

Weren't you the guy that told me to quit my job.

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when I had absolutely nothing else to do? Calm down.

It's gonna be okay.

No, it's not gonna be okay.

Tomorrow is my last day.

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and I don't have a lead.

You know what? I'm just gonna call Gunther.

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and tell him I'm not quitting.

You don't want to give in to The Fear.

You and your stupid Fear! I hate your Fear! I would like to take you and your Fear-- Hey! I got great news! Run, Joey! Run for your life! What? Rach, listen.

Have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions? My dad's got a plumbing job there and he heard there's an opening.

You want him to get you an interview? Oh, my God, yes! I would love that! That's so sweet, Joey.

Not a problem.

And now, for the great news.

That wasn't the great news? Only if you think it's better than this.

Snow-in-a-Can! You want me to decorate the window? Give it kind of a Christmas looky? Christmas cookie? Okay, and this one here's a Douglas fir.

Now, it's a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.

Looks good.

I'll take it.

Wait, wait.

No, no! You don't want that one! No, no.

You can have this cool brown one.

It's almost dead.

That's why you have to buy it, to fulfill its Christmas destiny.

Otherwise, they'll throw it into the chipper.

Tell him.

Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill their Christmas destiny.

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are thrown in the chipper.

I think I'm gonna look around a little bit more.

You gotta stop doing this.

I'm working on commission here! I'm here to pick out my Christmas tree.

Well, look no further! This one's yours! Is this the one that I threw out last year? Never mind! Everybody wants a green one! I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to get so emotional.

The holidays are just hard.

Oh, honey.

Is that because your mom died around Christmas? I wasn't even thinking about that.

Hi there.

How many did you sell? I'm not gonna tell you.

You're the bad man who broke Sarah's leg.

Hey, now.

That was an accident, okay? You're a big scrud.

What's a scrud? Why don't you look in the mirror, scrud? I don't have to.

I can just look at you.

All right, girls.

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and man.

Let's see your final tallies.

Debbie.

Three hundred and twenty-one boxes of cookies.

very nice.

Not nice enough.

Charla.

Two hundred and seventy-eight.

Sorry, dear, but still good.

Good for a scrud.

Yes, Elizabeth.

Eight hundred and seventy-one.

That's crap! Sister Brown Bird.

Good going.

Who's next? -Hi there.

-Hi.

And batting for Sarah.

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Ross Geller.