1. 465251 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy (第3季)【完整台词】

Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies.

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and I happened to describe a particular.

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Star Wars thing-- Princess Leia and the gold bikini.

I know! Well, that was easy.

Okay, you go.

Okay, you know when you' re in bed with a woman.

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fooling around.

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and you get all these mental images in your brain? Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place? -With the bellybutton ring? -I know.

And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head.

And you' re, like, "Mom, get out of here! " But after that, you can't think of anything else.

And you can't stop what you' re doing.

So it's kind of like you' re.

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you know.

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you know.

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You don't know! Your mom? You' re telling me about your mom? What's the matter with you? -You said-- -I said "share," not "scare" ! Go sit over there! We' re back! What are you guys doing together? Joey and Janice's Day of Fun! Really? We went to a Mets game.

We got Chinese food.

And, you know, I love this woman.

You have got competition, buddy.

Well, I just came by to give you a kiss.

I have to go pick up the baby.

So, I'll see you later, sweetheart.

You too, Chandler.

-You still can't stand her, can you? -I' m sorry, I tried! I really did! I appreciate you giving it a shot.

But you know, the good thing.

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is that we spent the whole day together and I survived.

And what's even more amazing, so did she.

It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium.

I guess that's something.

Oh, man, that's huge! Now I know I can stand to be around her.

Which means.

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I get to hang out with you.

Which is kind of the whole point anyway.

Oh, hey! We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.

Oh, God.

If it makes you feel any better, I do it too.

-Really? -Oh, yeah! I always picture your mom when I' m having sex.

April 12, 1861.

The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon.

It is now under bombardment by-- Dad! What are you doing? It's your mother's bridge night, so I came into the city for a Moni-cuddle.

Since when did you start smoking cigars? I don't.

I just like the smell of them.

So what are you really doing here? I just wanted to make sure you' re okay.

Why wouldn't I be okay? I saw Richard.

So how you doing? I' m fine.

I' m just a little tired, but I' m okay.

-How's Richard doing? -You don't want to know.

No, I really, really do.

Well, he's doing terrible! Really? Worse than when he broke up with Barbara.

-You' re not just saying that, are you? -No, the man is a mess! Was he crying? Do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry? Maybe.

I think so.

Honey, relationships are hard.

Like with your mom and me.

You know, after we graduated from college, we broke up for a while.

It seems her father, your grandfather.

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wanted her to travel around Europe like he did.