1. 465251 - The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy (第3季)【完整台词】

Listen to the plinky-plunky music.

Okay, now close your eyes.

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and think of a happy place.

Tell me your happy place.

Richard's living room, drinking wine.

No, no, no.

Not a Richard thing.

Just put down the glass and get out.

I' m sorry, but that's my happy place.

Okay, fine.

Use my happy place.

Just don't move anything in there.

I'll try not to.

Okay.

All right, so, you' re in a meadow.

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millions of stars in the sky-- You think breaking up was a mistake? There are no questions in the happy place.

Just the warm breeze and the moonlight flowing through the trees.

I'll bet he's over me.

I'll bet he's fine.

Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place.

There's just, you know, the lovely waterfalls.

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and the trickling fountains.

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and the calming sounds of the babbling brook.

Okay, this isn't working.

I' m still awake, and now I have to pee.

So I hear.

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you hate me! I never said hate.

I was very careful about that.

A little birdie told me you wanted to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

And you got "hate" from that? You' re taking a big leap there.

All right, fine, fine, fine! We have got to do something about our little situation here.

So this is my idea.

You and me spending some quality time together.

But what does that-- For Chandler! Okay.

I' m in.

Okay! This is what we'll call it: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun! A whole day? Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.

Yeah, I know.

I sleep in the next room.

So I went down to the post office.

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and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered.

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for Richard about the Civil War.

He loved the Civil War.

Do you want us to take you home? Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.

Women tell each other everything! Did you know that? No, Chandler, everything.

Like stuff you like.

Stuff she likes.

Technique.

Stamina.

Girth.

Girth? Why? Why? Why? Why would they do this? Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly.

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we ought to be doing it.

Do you want to? We' re not gonna talk about girth, are we? All right, you go first.

Okay.

Okay, I'll go first.

So the other night.

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