7. 457307 - The One Where Ross Finds Out (第2季)【完整台词】

" Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment.

If he wants to see me again, he can call.

If not, that's fine too.

So after a lot of talking I convinced him.

Let me get this straight.

He got you to beg to sleep with him.

He got you to say he never has to call you again.

And he got you thinking this is a great idea? This man is my god! This one is cute.

Don't you think.

Yeah.

This one is cute, that one is cute, and they are all cute.

Let's just wrap one and get the hell out of here.

-Are you OK! -yeah, me, sure! You know this is the big step for us, but I'm got feeling that will be OK.

I know, I know! Do you have any cat really old and incrediblly sick.

Rose, I don't want one suppose to die.

See, we should work that out before we came down here.

I will get a little narrow down with this one over here and this one with the stricks.

You pick! -I have to pick? -whickever one you want.

I don't know.

I mean it's not easy to choose.

You know both cat are beautiful,funny.

You will be happy with either cat.

Do you want to take both? I can't have two cats.

Joey is kind of guy to have two cats.

I didn't get a cat.

That's interesting.

No, it's not "interesting.

" It's very, very not interesting.

It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting.

I got it, Ross.

You had no right to say you had feelings for me.

I was doing great with Julie before I knew! I was doing great before I knew about you! You think it's easy to see you with Julie? You should've said something before! I didn't know then.

And how come you never said anything? There was never a good time.

You only had a year.

And we only hung out every night! Not every night.

It's not like I didn't try.

But things got in the way.

You know, like ltalian guys or ex-fiances or ltalian guys.

There was one ltalian guy, okay? And do you have a point? The point is, I don't need this right now! Okay? It's too late.

I'm with somebody else.

I'm happy.

This ship has sailed! You're just gonna put away your feelings for me? I've done it since ninth grade.

I'm good at it.

All right, fine.

You go ahead and do that.

I don't need your ship! -Good.

-Good! And you know what? Now I got closure! Try the bottom one.

Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning.

We're not working out.

It's over.

No way! With one pound to go? Come on! We're workin', we're movin' We're in the zone, we're groovin' I don't mind the last pound.

In fact, I kind of like the last pound.

So don't make me do anything that I'll regret.

What you gonna do, fat boy? What? Nothing.

Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have.

Well, thanks.

Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work.

You can't tell your parents you were fired, because they'd be disappointed.

It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

Well, no.

But l.

If it were me, I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all.

You know, I try to stay positive.

So you.

You feel like going for a run? All right.

Because you don't have to.

You could just take a nap right here.