7. 457307 - The One Where Ross Finds Out (第2季)【完整台词】

But that's so sweet.

If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him.

You're right.

You're right.

You are so "yum"! I mean, it's a cat, you know? It's a cat.

Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies.

Those things that live for a day.

What are they called? Fruit flies? Thank you.

Would you like dessert? No dessert.

Just the check.

Please.

Oh, no.

You're not having fun, are you? No, no, I am.

But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.

Oh, look at me.

Look at me.

I'm on a date with a really great guy.

All I can think about is Ross and his cat and his Julie.

Look, do you want a piece of pie or something? Do like that man, I just screwed this all over.

I just want to get over him.

Why can't I do that? Look, I've been through a divorce.

Trust me, you're gonna be fine.

You can't see it because you haven't had closure Closure! That's what it is! That's what I need! God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? Well, there's no one way really, it's just.

Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: "I'm over you.

" Over you.

That's what it is.

Closure.

Hello? Excuse me? Excuse me.

Hel -Hang on.

-Excuse me? -What? -Hi.

I'm sorry.

I need to borrow your phone for just one minute.

-I'm talking.

-I see that.

One phone call, I'll be very quick.

I'll even pay for it myself.

You're being a little weird about your phone.

All right.

Fine.

I'll call you back.

Thank you.

So good people! Machine.

-Just waiting for the beep.

-Good.

Ross! Hi, it's Rachel.

I'm just calling to say that everything's fine.

And I'm really happy for you and your cat.

Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael.

You see there, I'm thinking of names so obviously I am over you.

I am over you.

And that, my friend, is what they call "closure.

" It's Sunday morning.

I'm not running on a Sunday.

-Why not? -Because it's Sunday! It's God's day.

If you say stop, then we stop.

Stop.

No, come on! We can't stop! We got three more pounds to go! I am the energy train and you are on board! And how was the date? I think there was a restaurant.

I know there was wine.

Actually, Julie's getting a cab.

I just need the cat toys.

Did Monica say.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm sorry.

I don't know, l.

I feel like I dreamed about you last night but I don't remember.

There they are.

Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? No.

I stayed at Julie's last night.

I haven't even been home yet.

Do you mind if I check my messages? Oh, yeah, go ahead.

Rach, I got a message from you! Who's Michael? Oh, my God! Ross, no! Hang up the phone.

Give me the phone! Give me the You're over me? Oh, God! -You're -Oh, God.

You're over me? When were you under me? Rachel, do you? I mean, were you? What? Basically Iately, I've.

I've sort of had feelings for you.

You've had feelings for me? So? You had feelings for me first! You know about my You know I had You know? Chandler told me.

When did he? When did he? When did he? When you were in China.

Meeting Julie.

Julie.

That's Oh, God! I need to lie down.

No, I'm gonna stand.

I'm gonna stand and I'm gonna walk.

I'm walking and I am standing.

Now you're over me? Are you over me? That's Julie.

-Hi, Julie.

-I've got a cab waiting.

I'll be right down! Wait, so you're going? Well, okay, I have to.

I can't deal with this right now.

I mean, I've You know, I've got a cab.

I've got a girlfriend.

I'm gonna go get a cat.

Cat! -Hey, Joey.

-Hey, Pheebs.

How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? I can't find the remote.

Thank you.

Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did.

-And? -And we did.

All right! Way to go! Yea, me! So how did it happen? I took your advice and asked him what was going on.

What did he say? He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman.

And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: "ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious.

So I said, "Okay.

Relax, please.