What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something repellent about me? How was the party? It couldn't have been worse.
A woman literally passed through me.
What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? No, you are not.
You are very attractive.
I go through the same thing.
When I put on a little weight, I question everything.
I've put on weight? Did you want to? No, not weight.
More like insulation.
I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project.
Wanna work out? I can remake you.
I would, but that might get in the way of my lying-around time.
Please? Come on, let her do it! All right.
If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home.
Your boobs are fine.
I shouldn't have said anything.
Come here.
Come here! Can't make hands meet! The One Where Ross Finds Out Let's do it! What? Nothing.
Just never seen your little stretchy pants before.
It's cute! And we're changing.
Come on, give me five more! Five more! Five more and I'll flash you.
One two two and a half.
Just show me one of them.
She's insane! The woman is insane.
It's before work, after work, and during work.
She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk.
And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.
Just tell her you want to stop.
I can't.
All she get to work is all she can got.
So that's why we think maybe we should all picking and buy her own resterant.
Hey, Pheebs.
How'd it go with Scott? It was nice.
Took him to a romantic restaurant ordered champagne.
Nice.
He still won't put out? Nope.
Zilch.
Nothing.
Sorry, Pheebs.
Look, I don't mind taking it slow.
I like him a lot.
He's really interesting, and he's really sweet.
Why won't he give it up? Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road.
If you know what I mean.
No.
What do you mean? He's not British.
Maybe he's gay.
I don't think that's the problem.
We went dancing the other night and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.
I just definitely felt something.
But how much can you tell from a look? I felt it on my hip.
I could tell.
Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes.
Joey, be a pal.
Lift up my hand and smack her with it.
Oh, Rachel! Don't look.
What? I don't care.
I have a date tonight.
You have a date? Monica's setting me up.
What about Ross and.
What? My whole insane jealousy thing? Well, you know, as much fun as that was I've decided to opt for sanity.
You're okay about all this? Oh, yeah, come on! I'm moving on.
He can press her up against that window as much as he wants.
For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing.
Hi, guys.
Monica, I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys, okay? If you say his full name.
Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys? All right.
-You're getting a cat? -Actually, we're getting a cat.
Together? Both of you? Together? It'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time.
Well, isn't that just lovely? That's something you'll enjoy for a really, really, really long time.
Hopefully.
Look at that.
I gotta go! I got a date! With a man.
You guys have a really good night and you two have a really good cat.
We're not supposed to take these when we leave.
I don't know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce.
If I seem a little nervous I am.
How long do cats live? I'm sorry? Cats.
How long do they live? Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something? Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years.
Well, that's just great.
Cheers! Right.
Clink.
Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn't she? No, Michael, it's not you.
Sorry.
It's just.
It's this thing.
It's not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Oh, that does sound.
He just started going out with her.
Is this guy an old boyfriend? Yeah, he wishes.
I'm sorry.
Look at me.
Michael, let's talk about you.
So.
Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? -So I figured it out.
-What? Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me.
I'm not sexy enough.
Phoebe, that's crazy.
When I first met you, you know what I said? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack.
" Really? That's so sweet.
I mean, I'm officially offended.
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