6. 457306 - The One With the Baby on the Bus (第2季)【完整台词】

I'm sorry I poisoned you.

Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin? Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes and you hit your head on the curb? But I remember people telling me about it.

I hope Ben has a little sister.

And I hope she can kick his ass.

I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid.

How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? That was you? They were infected.

He wouldn't have made it.

My little nephew.

Come here, little one! There's my little baby, Ben! Hey, he's not crying! Hey, he's not crying! There's still pie! I'm here.

I'm here.

How's my little boy? You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know.

Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? He rode the bus today.

Big boy riding the bus Hey, I have a question.

How come it says, "Property of Human Services"? You are gonna love this.

Can you hold Ben for a sec? Come here.

Come here.

Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? No, no.

I'm sorry, it's: Smelly cat, smelly cat Smelly cat, smelly cat Better! Much better.

Good.

Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.

-You want to try it again? -From the top? There is no "top," all right? That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat.

" Why don't you just follow me.

Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault That's too much.

Sorry.