19. 457319 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go (第2季)【完整台词】

Near the register.

Go ahead with the bird.

Do you have anything for around $200? The dog.

I'll take it.

My gift to you, man.

Thanks, Ross! I really liked that bird, though.

But the dog! Here are your cakes.

We didn't order cake.

No, I know.

They're from me.

You guys, this is not good.

We have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.

You're right.

I love you goddesses.

I don't ever want to suck your wind again.

-Thank you.

So are we good? -We're good.

We're good? Let me take these back.

They'll take it out of my paycheck.

Ding-dong, the psycho's gone! Are you sure this time? I actually saw him leave.

That guy is holding a human head.

He's holding a human head! Check it out, man! I tore it off a mannequin in the alley behind Macy's.

There's no alley behind Macy's.

So I got it in the junior miss department.

Big diff.

It'll make a hell of a conversation piece at our next cocktail party.

"Our next cocktail party"? We'll put chips in it.

We'll make it a chip chick.

Do you remember yesterday? Yes, I think I vaguely recall it.

Do you remember talking to me yesterday? So what happened? We took a road trip to Las Vegas! Oh, sweet Moses! So on this road trip, did you win any money? I crapped out.

But Mr.

21 here! He cleans up! $300! He buys me these new shoes.

Nice.

See you upstairs.

See you, pals! Is anyone else starting to really like him? May I help you? Why doesn't my key work, and what's my stuff doing downstairs? I'm sorry.

Have we met? It's Eddie, you freak! Your roommate.

I'm sorry I already have a roommate.

He's lived here for years.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, he moved out and I moved in.

Well, I think we'd remember something like that.

I know I would.

That's a good point.

Okay, wow.

I guess I got the wrong apartment.

-I'm terribly sorry.

-Hey, no problem.

See you.

Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath.

-You want me to help you unpack? -Nah, I'm okay.

Just so you know, I'm not moving back in because I have to.

I mean, I do have to, but.

It's just that that place, it wasn't really.

I mean, this is.

Welcome home, man.

-A little foos? -Absolutely! What happened to the foosball? It's a cantaloupe.

Are we gonna bring this out every time Ross comes over? He paid a lot of money for it.

I'm gonna hold him a different way.

If you hated it so much, why'd you buy it in the first place? Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing going over there.

But without the other ones, it looks tacky.

Is he housetrained or will he leave little bathroom tiles all over? Stay.

Stay! Good fake dog.