19. 457319 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go (第2季)【完整台词】

It's a job.

It's money.

I don't need you getting judgmental and condescending and pedantic.

Toilet paper? I'm not being any of those things.

I'm being realistic.

You're supposed to be my friend! I am your friend.

Then tell me things like, "You'll be fine.

" And "Something big's gonna come along.

I know it!" But I don't know it.

What I do know is you owe $2300 at "lsn't It Chromantic?" I'm aware of what I owe.

Then get some sense.

It took you 10 years to get that job.

-How long till you get another? -I don't want to hear this! I'm just saying.

Well, don't "just say"! Maybe I should just go.

I'll see you later.

Just think about it.

I don't need to think about it! I was Dr.

Drake Ramoray! That was huge! Big things are gonna happen! You'll see! Ross! You still there? What are you still doing here? Just some basic dehydrating of fruits and vegetables.

Man alive, this thing's fantastic! Aren't you forgetting anything? Oh, yeah.

I got us a new goldfish.

He's feistier than the last one.

Maybe because the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm.

Eddie, isn't there something you're supposed to be doing now? Not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating.

Because right now, I'm a dehydrating maniac! I thought we had a deal.

I thought by the time I got You know what that is? Your last roommate's kidney? That's a tomato.

This one definitely goes in the display.

Hey, Gunther.

Let me get a lemonade to go.

Lemonade? You okay, man? It's career stuff.

They killed off my character on the show.

That's too bad.

How'd they do it? I fell down an elevator shaft.

That sucks.

I was buried in an avalanche.

What? I used to be Brice on All My Children.

Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep! No more watching! I got some great stuff to dehydrate.

Grapes, apricots.

I thought it'd be cool to see what happens with these water balloons.

Get out.

Get out, get out, get out! -What? -You! Move out! Take your fruit! Your stupid small fruit and get out! You want me to move out? I gotta tell you, that's kind of out of the blue, don't you think? This is not out of the blue! This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue! Relax! Take it easy, buddy! You don't have to tell me twice.

Someone will be by for my stuff.

If you think I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane! You want some help? No help required, chico! All the way to the airport, huh? You know, that's over 30 miles.

That's gonna cost you about so bucks.

Excuse me, that's fifty bucks.

Five-O dollars.

You know what it is? It's smudgy because they're fax pages.

When I was on Days of our Lives as Dr.

Drake Ramoray they'd send over the whole script on real paper.

That's great.

If you wanted to expand this scene, like have the cab crash I could attend to the victims because I have a background in medical acting.

Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.

Don't thank me for coming in.

At least let me finish.

We could take the expressway but this time of day you're better off taking the budge.

You were going for bridge there, weren't you? I'll have a good day.

Honey, I know you didn't mean to.

Rach, hang up.

You are suppose to be taking goddness quiz.

You should lose 100 point just because of you call your boyfriend in the middle of it.

Question number 28.

"Have you ever allowed a lightning-bearer to take your wind?" I would have to say no.

And I would have to say.

What? Do you not remember the puppet guy? You totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.

And his puppet too! Well, at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date! -Who? -Paul! Moving on, moving on.

Next question.

Okay, number 29.

"Have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning-bearer?" Okay, number 30.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's go back to 29.

Not to my recollection.

Danny Arshack, ninth grade.

You know the bottle was pointing at me.

Only because you took up half the circle! Listen to you two.

It's so sad.

Looks like I'll be going to the goddess meetings alone.

Not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.

One hour? You are such a leaf blower! -That is not on the book.

-No, but that's what you are.

Be careful with that 3-D Last Supper.

Judas is a little loose.

Oh, my God! What's going on? They're taking all my stuff back.

I guess you were right.

No, I wasn't right.

That's what I came here to tell you.

I was totally hung up on my own stuff the other day.

No, listen.

I need the whole security thing, you know? To know where my next paycheck is coming from.

But you don't need that.

And that's amazing to me.

I could never do what you do.

-Thanks.

-You hold out for something bigger.

I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid audition.

-I went.

-Great! How did it go? -I didn't get it.

-Good for you! You're living the dream! All right, then! Not my parrot.

I can't watch this.

Hey, hold on, hold on.

How much for the.

How much to save the bird? -Twelve hundred.

-Dollars? You spent $1200 on a plastic bird? It was an impulse buy.