17. 457317 - The One Where Eddie Moves In (第2季)【完整台词】

And not just because I have to.

Really? You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.

I can do that.

Then I won't have to kill you.

So you wanna watch Entertainment Tonight?.

Thanks.

You know what? If you really wanna watch that Serengeti thing, we can.

Listen, you are not going to believe this but that is not me singing on the video.

How did you find out? The record company sent this paper for me to sign saying it's okay for someone else to sing for me.

That was my first clue.

What will you do? I can't work with people who would do this.

Sure.

I mean, this poor woman.

What woman? The voice woman.

She has a great voice, but she doesn't have a video.

Okay, Pheebs, but what about you? I have a video.

Pay attention.

This voice woman, she's so talented.

But according to the producer people, she doesn't have the right look.

She's like one of those animals at the pound who nobody wants because they're not pretty.

Or you know, like some old dog who's kind of like stinky and Oh, my God! She's "smelly cat"! That song has so many levels.

Hey, Eddie.

You wanna play some foosball? No, thanks, man.

I'm not really into sports.

Yeah, okay.

All right.

Doesn't matter.

Time for Baywatch! You like that show? You don't? It's just pretty people running around on the beach.

That's the brilliance of it.

The pretty people.

And the running.

I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.

Okay, man.

I think of all the friends I've known But when I dial the telephone No one's home All by myself Don't wanna live All by myself Anymore All by myself I'm gonna sort off with a little song called smelly cat.

For those of you who wondering this is my real voice.

Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Everybody! Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're no friend To those with noses Ross, those are the only lines we have.

Back to the chorus!