15. 457315 - The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (第2季)【完整台词】

-Monica? -Mon? What? I'm sorry.

It's just, when you moved your hands down to my butt it was, like, "Whoa! Ross' hands are on my butt!" And that's funny.

Why? Well, it's not.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'm just nervous.

I mean, it's you.

You know, it's us.

We're crossing that line.

It's sort of a big thing.

Well, I know it's big.

I just didn't know it was ha-ha big.

Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt.

I know, I know, I know! I was thinking about when they were there the last time.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, look! I promise.

I won't laugh anymore.

Put your hands back there.

No, see, now I can't.

-I feel self-conscious.

-Come on, touch my butt.

Just one cheek The moment's gone.

-I'll back up into your hands.

-That's romantic.

- Touch it.

-No.

-Oh, come on, squeeze it.

-No! Rub it? Oh, come on! Would you just grab my ass? Wow! Look at that! The car is on fire yet somehow its expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax.

You've got a Cheeto on your face, man.

Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? That was 14 hours ago.

We gonna set a clock on this scene.

So how'd it go? Have you ever been, you know, fooling around with a girl and she started laughing? But it was 1982 and my Flock of Seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.

She laughed at you? It could be worse, could be naked.

I've been wanting this since ninth grade typing.

And I just want it to be perfect and right and.

Why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint? -It's the Miracle Wax! -lt certainly is a miracle.

Hi, you guys.

Listen, I was thinking about.

Can you guys speak up? It's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.

I'm sorry about last night.

I really want to make it up to you.

There's no need to make it up How? Well, I was thinking maybe a romantic dinner with candles and wine.

And then maybe going back to my place for dessert.

That sounds perfect? What's this? Would you get us a couple of beers? I'm going to look into your eyes now.

Really? That's my job.

All right.

Look up.

Look down.

Now, open your eyes and look down.

That's right.

Look into the light.

Now look at me.

Your eyes look good.

Those are good eyes.

Good.

They feel good.

In my head.

-lt was great to see you.

-You too.

You too.

Goodbye.

Drops! Here, they're free.

Thanks.

I better be going.

Yeah, I'll see you later.

Thanks again.

We have to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.

You should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.

No.

Inside good.

Outside bad.

You guys are so pathetic.

Oh, Xanadu! She's one of us now.

We just wanted to stop by and say good night.

Good night.

They won't even turn their heads.

All right, you guys.

I'm taking off my shirt.

She's lying.

Stop sending food to our apartment! Why are you dressed up? You're not the only one with a date.

-What? You have a date? Who with? -No one.

Come on, what's his name? Nothing.

Come on, tell me.

All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay? So promise you won't get big-brothery and judgmental.

I promise.

What? -It's Richard Burke.

-Who's Richard Burke? Dr.

Burke? You have a date with Dr.

Burke? Why? Why? Why should that bother me? I love that man.

He's like a a brother to Dad.

-Here we go.

-I know, I think it's great that he looks like 50.

It's insperation to a man almost retired all over the world.

He is the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest man I've ever been with.

Dr.

Burke is sexy? Oh, God! Absolutely! Damn! It's the museum again.

Can l? -Dr.

Burke kissed me once.

-When? When I was 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here.

-Oh, you are so lucky! -I know.

Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display.