All right, no peeking.
No peeking.
No peeking.
No peeking! All right, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes.
All right.
Open your eyes! Sweet mother of all that is good and pure! Days of our Lives picked up my option! -Congratulations! -I know! Now we can watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen.
So which one is mine? Whichever one you want, man.
Whichever one you want! Not that one.
Oh, yes! Oh, yeah! That's the stuff.
Do we dare? We dare.
The One Where Ross and RachelYou Know I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you could watch TV with your feet up.
No, they were chair-shaped cows.
They never would have survived in the wild.
This screen is amazing.
Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.
Rose Marie belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she? Hi, you guys.
Hey, you.
How was your day? You know, pretty much the usual.
Sun shining, birds chirping.
Really? Mine too.
Hey, cool! Mine too! I gotta get to the museum.
So I'll see you tonight? Bye, guys! Tonight? -What's tonight? -Our first official date.
Our first date.
Hello? Hi.
You're supposed to waitress for me? My catering thing? -Any of that trigger anything? -Oh, God, Monica.
I forgot! This is our first date.
-Yes, but my mom got me this job.
-I can be a waitress! Thank you, thank you.
See? Phoebe! Phoebe! Really, Pheebs? You'd have to be an actual waitress.
This can't be like your "I can be a bear cub" thing.
I can be a waitress.
Okay, watch this.
Give me two number ones, one Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck them! It's James Bond! -Sorry we're late.
-That's okay.
Come on in.
Is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Dr.
Burke, it's me.
Monica? My God! You used to be so.
I mean, you've You must have lost like.
You look great.
Thank you.
This is Phoebe.
She'll be helping me.
Nice to meet you.
-So how you been? -Great.
How have you been? Obviously you know Barbara and I split up or you wouldn't do the head tilt.
The head tilt? Since the divorce, everybody asks how I am with a sympathetic head tilt.
"How you doing? You okay?" I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Believe me, I do it too.
I always answer with the "I'm okay" head bob.
"I'm okay.
" "You're sure?" "Yeah, I'm fine.
" I gotta set up the music.
I got a new CD changer.
Of course, the divorce only left me with four CDs to change.
That's too bad.
I'll survive.
Two larges, extra cheese on both.
But listen don't ring the buzzer for 19.
Ring 20.
Geller/Greene.
They'll let you in, okay? If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you.
Okay, thanks.
Pizza's on the way.
I told you we wouldn't have to get up.
What if we have to pee? I'll cancel the sodas.
Get back out there.
It's your party! But they're so dull! They're all ophthalmologists.
You're an ophthalmologist.
Because my parents wanted me to be.
I wanted to be a sheriff.
That's funny.
Cadillac, cataract.
I get it.
But you stay out there! -You see? -I tell you what.
I'll come get you in five minutes with some sort of kebob emergency.
Better.
Oh, God, here we go.
Hey, want to see them go nuts? Watch this.
Who needs glasses? You are so smitten.
I am not! Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten.
-You should ask him out.
-Dr.
Burke? I don't think so.
I mean, like, he's a grownup.
So? You two are totally into each other.
He's a friend of my parents.
He's like 20 years older than me.
So you're never gonna see him again? Not never.
I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
-Didn't you just get your eyes checked? -Yeah, but you know 27 is a dangerous eye age.
They are peeking teams to play my discreption, help me.
I'm not saying it was a bad movie.
I'm just saying it was a little hard to follow.
I know.
I just didn't want to wear my glasses on our first date.
Monica? It would help when I'm kissing if you didn't shout my sister's name.
Honey, I'm just checking.
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