14. 457310 - The One With the Prom Video (第2季)【完整台词】

Rachel's coming up the path.

Doesn't she look pretty? Jack? Can you get this? Oh, my God! What is with your nose? They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum.

Okay, I was wrong.

That's what they use to cover Connecticut.

This is us getting ready for the prom.

We don't have to watch.

Yeah, we do.

-Come on! -It's fun! Get a shot of Monica.

Where's Monica? Over here, Dad! Wait.

How do you zoom out? There she is! Some girl ate Monica! Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.

So how many cameras are actually on you? Oh, you look so great! So do you! You look beautiful! -Oops.

- What? I think I got mayonnaise on you.

Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress.

Everybody smile! Oh, Dad, turn it off! It is off.

It is not! What's with the red light? It's the off light.

Right, Ross? Looking good, Mr.

IKotter.

- You look pretty tonight.

-Oh, thanks.

- What are you doing this summer? -I'm gonna hang out work on my music.

Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down.

Let me see.

I don't know.

What are you gonna do The guys are here! this summer? Work on your music? Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik! You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times.

He was in the paper.

Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill.

There.

I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.

I can't go to the prom without a date.

I can't! It's too late! If you're not going, then I don't want to go.

Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass! I have a wonderful idea.

You should take Rachel to the prom.

Doubtful.

Jack, give me that.

Talk to your son.

All right, go on.

This thing's heavy.

Your mother's right.

Take her.

You can wear my tux.

She won't wanna go with me.

Of course she would! You're a college man! -I don't know.

- Well, come on.

Don't you wanna find out? I can't believe I can't go to the prom! This is so harsh! -Hold my board.

- Thataboy! Thataboy! I think we've seen enough.

Let's turn it off.

Well, I'm not gonna watch.

Come on, kid.

Let's go! -My! Are you handsome! -Let's show them! Just a sec, Dad.

Okay, be cool.

Just be cool.

Okay, Dad.

Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining Oh, no.

Don't wait up! Chip! Oh, dear! How do I turn this off? Press the button.

Which one? Which button? Jack! The button! The button! I can't believe you did that.

Yeah, well.

See? He's her lobster! Dance with him! Mom, I'm hungry! Dance with your father.

I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.

All right.

-Oh, Jack! -Oh, Judy!