14. 457310 - The One With the Prom Video (第2季)【完整台词】

I'm Gail.

I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you.

Excellent! He could have gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs.

But no! He got me the "woman repeller"! The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! -It's not bad.

-Easy for you to say.

You're not sporting a reject from the Mr.

Tcollection! "l pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!" "l pity that fool" Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions.

Do your Marcel Marceau.

That's actually good.

Would you look at that guy? How long has he been talking to her? I don't know.

A couple of minutes.

Yeah, try doubling that.

It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha.

I think she's okay.

Look at that! She pushes him away and he won't budge! I'm gonna do something.

We'll get a condo right on the mountain.

Ski in, ski out, it's great.

Excuse me? Are you Rachel? What? Ross Geller.

God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! What are you doing? Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it! If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids! You sure will.

I've gotta go.

Take care.

See you later.

You're welcome.

-What? -I was saving you.

Saving me from a pleasant conversation with an interesting man? From where I was Okay, Ross, listen to me.

I am not yours to save.

But you are.

What? You're my lobster.

Are you being the blind-date guy again? No, you're my lobster.

Lobsters.

In the tank, when they're old they get with the They walk around holding the claws.

In the tank! You know, with with the holding and.

Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? Do the claws again.

Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? Let's talk What about us? Ross, there is no "us," okay? No! Listen to me! I fell for you and I get clobbered.

You then fall for me and I again get clobbered.

I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? It's just not worth it.

Well, but No "but," Ross.

We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that.

Except that what? No.

No.

Accept that.

Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing? You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing.

What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? Okay, that's my bad.

If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so.

Doesn't the fact that I wore it say how much our friendship means to me? But you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me.

Well, that's the part where I'm a wank.

I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that.

I am focus on this.

How we argue that Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times.

I promise, I will never take it off my wrist.

But if you want to stay in there and be mad you just, you stay in there.

You know what the I am here, on my knees holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret.

Much like they did in biblical times.

Though you may haveth anger now.

You are gonna grab something, aren't you.

You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush.

I'm just saying! It's right there! Hey, guys.

Hi, darling.

Where is my grandson, You didn't bring him? He's at Carol and Susan's today.

A woman in my office is a lesbian.

I'm just saying! Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up! -Where have you been? -Emotional hell.

Did they lend you the money? No, I haven't asked them yet.

Come on, Monica, do it.

Hey, you guys.

Monica has some news.

So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but I'm no longer at my job.

I had to leave it.

Why? Because they made me.

You were fired? What are you gonna do? Judy, relax.

This is our little Harmonica we're talking about.

We taught her well.

-Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go? -ln the bank.

So she dips into her savings.

That's what it's there for.

She's gonna be fine.

Aren't you sweetie.

If you need a little extra you know where to find it.

Anything larger back there? I can't believe it! Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.

Oh, you're right.

I should play in the hay.

I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with.

Bring on the hay! Hey! I've got something that'll make you happy.

Guess what Gunther found? Hey, now you have two! Oh, now you have two.

What am I gonna do? How come you have two? This one's for you.

Get out! No, I can't.

I know how much this means to you and this is about more than jewelry.

It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds.

" Is this friendship? I think so! Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! That's what they'll call us! Okay, here you go.

Pay me back whenever you like.

You have dinosaur checks? You get your money and you learn something.

What's wrong with that? Nothing.

Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Thank you, I'm very grateful.

Hey, Mon, what is this? That's my bathing suit from high school.

I was a little bigger then.

I thought they used that to cover Connecticut when it rains.

Hey, what's on this videotape? I don't know.

Let's put it in.

Over here, Jack.

Okay.