11. 457312 - The One With the Lesbian Wedding (第2季)【完整台词】

Pheebs? Who's Evelyn Durmer? I don't know.

Who's Soupy Sales? Oh, my God! There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.

Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.

You have some life here, sweetie! Mom, I realize you and dad were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the house in the suburbs with all the security.

This is just so much better for me.

I do know.

You didn't love Barry, honey.

And I've never seen you this happy.

I look at you and I think, "This is what I want.

" For me.

Well, not just for you.

What do you mean? I'm considering leaving your father.

All right, tell me if this is too cute.

Lesbian wedding chicken breasts.

Oh, God.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

What? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.

Oh! Honey, I'm sorry.

Please don't be mad at me.

What can I do? You order me to make those martial art trick you used to like.

I can call it Carl Meilong to find out how? Mom, I just don't understand.

I thought you are happy.

So did I.

You know sometime you are driving on the highway, and you get home, and you can't actually remember you have driven there.

That's kind of my life being like.

Coundn't you listen to the radio more? I wish it is that easy.

But then I see you here and I keep thinking why can't I have this? I want adventures, I want hang out, I want Chandler.

Believe me, Chandler is no reason to leave daddy! You think it's something having a lot of fun, but it's really hard, really hard.

I got this lausy job, I barely know how to make it ramdon.

Forget about to buying stuff.

Honey! You don't understand.

I'm be doing what you are doning, but with money.

It's very different.

-You had no idea what they getting along? -None.

They didn't fight a lot? No, they didn't even talk to each other.

How was I suppose to know they were having problems? You know, in my day, divorce was not an option.

Hey, look who's up! I just can't believe this is happening! When I was little, everybody's parents got divorced.

I figured as an grown up, I wouldn't have to worry about it.

Can't you look at this as flattering? She just wants to be like you.

Well, couldn't she have just copied my haircut? When my parents divorced, they sent me to a shrink and she told me that kids blame themselves.

But in your case, it's actually kind of true.

Oh, that's him.

Damn! My mail-order grandfather hasn't come yet.

-Phoebe? -Hi, Mr.

Adelman.

-Nice to see you.

-Thanks for meeting me.

That's okay.

Although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.

Do you wanna sit? No, I spent most of my morning trying to stand up.

What can I do for you, my dear? Okay, I don't know how to say this, but.

I think when your wife's spirit left her body it kind of stuck around in me.

You're saying my wife is in you? Yeah.

You don't have to believe me, but can you think of any unfinished business she had? Any reason to hang around? I don't know what to say.

All I can think of is that she used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.

-Everything? -Everything.

That's a lot of stuff.

Oh, wait, l.

I remember she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.

I'm sorry.

There's laughing in my head.

Worth a shot, huh? Look at this! These are all Halloween, three years ago.

My little matini.

I love your oral of hair.

Oh, and look, here's Barry.

He came straight from the office? Oh, no.

That was his costume.

See, he's actually an orthodontist, but he came as a regular dentist.

He thought that was really funny.

You guys? Remember when I said that I don't need your help? Actually, I think you said "Don't touch that and get out of my kitchen.

" Really? Weird.

Anyway.

I planned really well.

I planned and planned.

I just didn't plan enough time to do it.

-You want some help? -lf you want.

What a day! I took her everywhere.

The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center the Statue of Liberty.

She's still with you? Yes.

I guess she hasn't seen everything yet.

Be right back.

She has to go to the bathroom again.

Such a pretty face! Oh, this is so much fun! Just the girls! Do you know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana? God! Did I have to ask do we have pot.

Look, no one's smoking pot around all this food.

Well, that's fine.

I never did it.

I just thought I might.

What's new in sex? What's new in sex? The only man I've been with is your father.

I'm dicing.

I'm dicing.

I don't hear anything.

This is no offense to your dad, but I was thinking there might be more.

You know what? I cannot have this conversation with you.

All right.

You come here and drop this bomb on me before you even tell Daddy.

Do you want my blessing? Want me to talk you out of it? Then what do you want? I guess I figured you would understand.

Why on earth would I understand this? You didn't marry your Barry, honey.

But I married mine.

We're in trouble.

We've only got Move, move, move! I feel like you should Joey, speed it up! I'm sorry! It's the pigs! They're reluctant to get in the blanket! How did this happen? I thought you had this planned out.