10. 457311 - The One With Russ (第2季)【完整台词】

- Hi.

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew Did Joey say what he was going - to do before he left? - No.

I don't even think he knew.

Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job? I don't know.

Who would I have to sleep with? Me.

Why would I have to sleep with you? It's my game.

You want the job, or not? - Hi.

- Hey.

- Good morning.

- Where you goin'? Bobby and I are going away for the weekend, remember? Oooh.

What's with all the bottles of liquor? What's going on? Isuh, Bobby drinking again? Oh, no, no, this is not for him; this is for me.

That way, he's still sober, but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.

[THREE SLOW KNOCKS] Ugh, God, even his knock is boring.

- Hi.

I'll be ready in just a second.

- Uh, could I talk to you a minute? Sure.

- This is really hard for me to say.

- Oh, God! You fell off the wagon.

Oh, no, no.

It's about you.

What about me? I think you may have a drinking problem.

What, these? Oh, no, these are, um, forcuts and scrapes.

Look, I am just not strong enough to be in a co-dependent relationship right now, okay? Oh, shoot.

Well, anyway, I hope we can be friends.

Okay.

Take care.

- Okay, you, too.

- Bye.

What happened? Well, wewe kind of broke up.

ALL: Aw Does anybody want these? I'll take one.

Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.

- Hey.

- Hey! How'd the callback go? Ugh, it was unbelievable.

I walked in there and she was all over me.

- So, what did you do? - Well, I couldn't do it.

I told her I didn't want to get the - part that way.

- Good for you.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

But then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.

Soand? So, you are now looking at Dr.

Drake Ramoray, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes! ALL: All right! [CHEERING] All right, I got to go shower.

Hi.

- Oh, hey.

- Hi.

I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.

Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody.

You have any idea who she's talking about? Oh, I do.

It's it's Bob Saget.

- She hates him.

- Oh.

- Hey.

- Hey! Hey, Julie.

Hey, how are you doing? Um, oh, I don't know.

I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing okay.

Actually, I've got some of his stuff that he, um