10. 457311 - The One With Russ (第2季)【完整台词】

Ross, Russ.

Russ, Ross.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's? Yes.

Yes, I am.

Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's? Actually, I'm, uh kind of a you know, adate-typething of Rachel's.

- A date? - Yeah, I'm her date.

Oh.

Oh, you're, uh you're, oh, you're the date? You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.

Oh.

You are the, uh, paleontologist.

Yes.

Yes, I am.

And you are a Periodontist.

See? Now they're as different as night and later that night.

Well, I am going to, uh get a beverage.

Heh.

- Uh, it was niceuhmeeting you.

- Ditto.

I, uhwellII met Russ.

Oh.

Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.

- Well, we're not seeing each other, so - Huh.

Well, uh, for your information, there's a woman at the museum, who's curator of moths and otheruh winged things who's, uh, let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a well, you know.

Ahem.

Well, so far I've been keeping her at bay, but, uh, if this is the deal Well, yeah, this is the deal.

- Okay, well, um, have a nice evening.

- Thank you.

- Um, Russ, are you ready? - Yeah.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

She's dating? She's dating.

Yes.

Yes, but did you see who she was dating? What do you mean? - Do you not see it? - See what? I don't know what she sees inin that goober.

And itand it takes him, what? LikelikeI don't know, uh, uh, helloa week, to get out a sentence? Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it? Yeah.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Whoa, whoa.

So, I'm guessing you didn't get the part.

Oruh, Italy called and said it was hungry? Well, the part's mine if I want it.

Oh, my God! Yeah.

If I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady.

Oh, my God? Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this, Chandler.

Ten years! I mean, "Days of our Lives.

" That's actually on television.

So, what are you going to do? Well, I guess I could sleep with herI mean, how could I do that? Well, II've got a pop-up book that told me everything I needed to know.

I've never slept with someone for a part.

Well, is she? Sorry.

- It's all right.

Is she good-looking? - Yeah, she's totally good-looking.

I mean, if I met her in a bar or something, I'd be buying her breakfast.

You know, after having slept with her.

You know, maybe this isn't such a big deal.

You know, I mean, the way that I see it is, you get a great job and you get to have sex.

You know? I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you've got Christmas.

I justI just don't think that I want it that way though, you know? I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'm always going to look back and wonder if it was because of my talent, or because ofyou know, the Little General.

Didn't you used to call it the "Little Major"? Yeah, but after Denise DiMarco, I had to promote it.

Can I get you something from the bar? Yes, I would like something.

No.

No, thank you.

No, ifif you want a drink, it's okay with me.

I've got to get used to it.

No, no, really.

II wouldn't feel right about it.

Just some water, please.

So the light went out in my refrigerator.

I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.

I'm sorry.

Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Want to do another one? Huh, Russ? Okay, eleven letters.

"Atomic element number 101," ends in "ium.

" - Dysprosium.

- Ha, ha.

Dysprosium? Try mendelevium.

And weenie number two has it.

Unless, of course, nine-down, "Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues.

You don't see it? You actually don't see it? - What? - Okay, honey, you're dating Ross.

No, Pheebs, I'm dating Russ.

Russ is Ross.

Russ, Ross.

Steve, Sleeve.

Okay, no one is named Sleeve.

Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.

For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.

You could not be more wrong.

You could try, but you would not be successful.

Okay, I'm going to get some more coffee before the pinching and eye-poking begins.

- I know what your problem is.

- Oh, you do, do you? Mm-hm.

You're jealous.

Uh, ofof what? You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.

Hey, you're a doctor of gums.

That's the smallest body part you can major in.

It's like, day one, floss.

Day two, here's your diploma.

- Hey, you listen - No, no.

- Let me finish.

- No, let me finish.

No, you let me fin - Hi.