1. 457301 - The One With Ross's New Girlfriend (第2季)【完整台词】

This is pretty much what's happened so far.

Ross was in love with Rachel since forever.

Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way Iike cats, Italian guys.

And finally, Chandler was, like, "Forget about her.

" When Ross was in China, Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel.

She was, like, "Oh, my God!" So she went to the airport to meet him.

She didn 't know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman.

That's pretty much everything you need to know.

But enough about us.

How have you been? The One With Ross' New Girlfriend Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Excuse me.

Move, move, move! Emergency, please! Excuse me, excuse me.

There you are! So, so.

How was China? You! It was great.

What happened? -You're bleeding.

-I am? Oh, look at that! Yes, I am.

Enough about me, Mr.

Back From The Orient! Come on, I wanna hear everything! Everything! Well, where do I start? This is Julie.

Julie, this is Rachel.

These are.

These are aren't for you.

These are for you.

Welcome to our country.

Thank you.

I'm from New York.

No problem.

We'll use them to stop the bleeding.

Baggage claim? I'm telling U.

She went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross.

Oh, my God! This is huge! This is bigger than huge.

This is.

All right, what's bigger than huge? This? Guys, you got new haircuts! Yes, we did.

Thanks to Vidal Buffay.

Because, you know, "lf you don't look good, we don't look good.

" I love that voice! And the winner is Eva Godna! Airport.

Airport.

Ross.

Not alone.

Julie.

Arm around her! Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! I think she's trying to tell us something.

Quick, get the verbs.

You! You! You said he liked me! You! You slowpokes! That's all right.

We got the bags.

This is my sister, Monica.

This is Chandler.

Phoebe, hi.

Joey.

Everyone, this is Julie.

Julie.

But I'm not here, you haven't met me.

I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me.

-And bus.

-Oh, my God! -With the screaming guy -And the spitting.

You gotta hear this story.

We're on this bus that's 200 years old.

Two hundred, at least.

And the chicken poops in her lap! I'm so sorry.

I just gave away the ending, didn't l? I just heard this story in the cab and it is all I can think about.

This is amazing.

How did this happen? We were in grad school together.

We haven't seen each other since then.

I land in China guess who's in charge of the dig? Julie! Isn't that great? Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? It's an expression.

We just wanted to say a quick hi.

-Then we'll see the baby.

-Then get some sleep.

It's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time.

Don't tell us what's gonna happen.

I like being surprised.

Bye! -Can I get some coffee? -Sure.

-Did you talk to him yet? -No.

Then, no.

What the hell happened to you in China? When last we left you, you were in love with, you know.

I know I was.

But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: "It's never gonna happen.

Move on.

" You know whose voice that was? God? It was you, pal.

Maybe it was God doing me.

You were right.

She looks at me and sees a friend.

That's all.

And then I met Julie and we're having a great time.

I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you.

Well, you owe me one, big guy.

Your lemonade.

I didn't order it.

Then go take that back.

They'll charge you for that.

Go, go, go! Come on, come on! So what did you find out? He said.

He said.

They're having a great time.

I'm sorry.

But the silver lining, if you wanna see it is that he made this decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.

How is that a silver lining? You have to really wanna see it.

Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym.

Hey, Pheebs.

You know what I'm thinking? How it's been so long since you've had sex you're wondering if they've changed it? No.

Although now that's what I'm thinking.

So what were you thinking? You gave the guys great haircuts.

I thought you'd like to do mine.

No.