9. 176258 - The One With the Birth Mother (第10季)【完整台词】

God, this is great.

This is so great.

Did you hear that? Yeah, I did.

Hey.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You are so going to heaven! - We got some really great stuff.

- Yeah.

Yeah, but I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.

Really? Do you want to try some of them on for me? Okay.

Wait, are we in Joey's imagination? Oh, no.

I took one of Ross' bags by mistake.

And one of mine is missing.

Ross probably has it.

You'll get it from him later.

So, what do you think? I think we're not wearing the same shirt anymore.

Yeah.

Yeah, Rachel picked it out for me.

She told me to trust her, and you know what? I'm glad I did.

I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.

Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.

I see.

Somebody's afraid of a little competition with the ladies? Looks like someone is the ladies! You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off.

Yeah.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date.

See? All eyes on me! - We are not signing those papers.

- Why not? It's wrong.

They made a mistake.

They think we're somebody else.

God works in mysterious ways.

You have got to stop.

But she liked us.

She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.

If you think about it, I'm kind of like a reverend.

I mean, as a chef, I serve God by feeding the hungry and poor.

Your veal chop is 34.

95! Come on, I just I think we've been given an opportunity.

The mistake's already made.

They're writing up the papers now.

But we're not the ones she chose.

How can you feel okay about this? Because.

We may not be who she thinks we are but no one will ever love that baby more than us.

- I know.

- I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if no one ever picks us? Oh, honey Please? Please.

We are so close.

Monica, I want a baby too.

But this woman is giving away her child.

She deserves to know who it's going to.

Okay.

You're right.

So we'll tell the truth.

And who knows, you know? Maybe she'll like us for us.

Maybe she will.

Why couldn't I have been a reverend? You're Jewish.

Technicality! Garden salad for the lady.

Oh, that looks great.

Good ordering.

Seafood platter for the gentleman, and extra fries.

Enjoy.

Those fries look delicious.

I didn't know you liked French fries.

Help yourself.

What's mine is yours.

Wow, are those stuffed clams? Yes, they are my stuffed clams.

How about those fries, though, huh? - They are delicious.

- Yeah.

You are beautiful, you know that? That is so sweet.

Okay, then.

Now look what you did! What? What is the matter with you? I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay? But you said, "What's mine is yours.

" Well, I didn't mean it! Fine.

Sorry, I didn't think it was that big a deal.

No, I'm sorry.

I I'm overreacting, okay? It's just, when it comes to food, I have certain rules okay? I mean there are things you do, and, you know, things that you don't do.

Wow, this place looks great.

Oh, you are gonna love it.

And I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

- Me too.

- Here.

So this was fun.

I really am sorry about, you know, before.

And I want to make sure you know I really do like you.

Sure, just not as much as clams.

Well, stuffed clams Chocolate torte for the lady.

Cheesecake for the gentleman.

Excuse me, sir.

There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.

Yes, that's a raspberry coulis.

I'm so stupid ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy.

Oh, my God.

- I'll just have what she's having.

- I'm sorry, sir.

That was our last piece.

Oh, no.

This is work.

I should call in.

Can you excuse me? Yeah, sure.

No problem.

What are you doing? I thought you don't share food? Sure I do.

Coulis? No.

If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert.