9. 176258 - The One With the Birth Mother (第10季)【完整台词】

- Hey.

My friend Sarah had a great time last night.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, so you gonna call this one back? No.

What are you talking about? Sarah's great.

Oh, really? You want to know what your "great" friend did? We're out to dinner, okay? We were getting along, having a really nice time.

I was thinking she was really cool.

And then, out of nowhere That's it? That's why you won't go out with her again? So she took some fries.

Big deal.

Hey, look, it's not about a few fries.

It's about what the fries represent.

- What? - All food! Well, I'm sorry.

I can't believe I set you up with such a monster! Hey, look, I take a girl out she can order whatever she wants.

The more the better, all right? Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food! That's a good way to lose some fingers.

- Thank God you're here.

Listen to this.

- What? Joey and my friend are out last night, having dinner, and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries - Oh, no! What? You know about the plate thing? Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, Joey doesn't share food.

I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple grapes on his plate.

- You wouldn't let her have a grape? - No, not me.

Emma.

Joey doesn't share food! Well, I still think that is a stupid reason not to call someone again.

You are calling her, okay? And if you need to, then just get an extra plate of fries for the table.

I like that.

A sharing buffer.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll order some extra fries.

Maybe a plate of onion rings.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And a shrimp cocktail.

And some Buffalo wings.

Maybe Maybe an individual pizza, huh? And some mozzarella sticks.

What were we talking about? Wow, this place is awesome.

We should just go.

I'm not gonna find anything here.

This stuff is ridiculous.

Oh, this place is great! Rach, come on, I'm not gonna wear any of this.

Nothing silver.

- Why? - Okay, nothing with hair.

And nothing with padlocks on it! Ross, look.

Look, I know that some of this stuff is out there.

But I mean, come on, look at this.

Look at this sweater.

I mean, this is just beautiful.

Wow, this is really soft.

Three hundred and fifty dollars? Down from 700.

You're saving, like, 200 bucks.

Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.

Hey, check this out.

It's totally you.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

Wow.

Actually, this looks pretty good.

Yeah.

"Boys will be boys"? - What? They will be! - All right.

- That's it, I'm getting out of here.

- No, Ross, wait, come on.

There's other stuff here.

There's some nice shirts, these nice pants.

Actually, these might look pretty good on me.

Yes, they will.

You know what you should do? Go take a walk.

All right? I know your size, and I'll pick out some really good stuff for you.

- Really? - Yes.

I know what looks sexy on guys.

Just wear what I suggest, and she is gonna go nuts for you.

So you're saying if I wear these pants, I might be getting into hers? Why do men keep talking to me like this? So the fact that I'm a doctor and my wife's a reverend that's important to you? Yeah.

I read some great applications but I thought, "Who better than a minister to raise a child?" Amen.

Plus, I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor.

Good hands.

Healing hands.

Reverend, can I ask? Does the Bible say anything about adoption? It says, "Do it.

" "And behold, she did adopt unto them a baby.

And it was good.

" - Wow.

- Yeah, wow.

I was wondering You both have such serious jobs.

Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock? Oh, no, my flock? My flock is good.

Yeah.

My flock pretty much takes care of themselves by this point.

Good flock.

Flock, flock, flock.

But being a doctor, that must take up a lot of time.

Not for me it doesn't.

So how's everything going in here? We're great.

I think I may have asked all my questions.

Good.

Do you have questions for Erica? Yeah, actually.

So you read a file that you liked and then you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us? Yes.

Our system ensures total anonymity.

- We're very proud of it.

- You should be.

You're really on top of stuff.

Well then, if there's nothing else, then the two of us should talk.

I actually - I don't think we have to.

- We don't? Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you but I just thought we should meet face to face.

I've made my decision.

I choose them.