8. 176259 - The One With the Late Thanksgiving (第10季)【完整台词】

Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh? The floating heads do make a good point.

Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

- So bad.

- So bad.

Okay.

Okay, you two go get the dessert, and I'll let you in.

Dessert? Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies.

You did remember, right? Pies.

Oh, we thought you said "prize.

" Here.

- "Grand Supreme Little Darling"? - Congratulations! Oh, my God, you forgot the pies? Well, I cannot believe this.

You forced me to make dinner, you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

Really, girls, not cool.

Well, you man-heads aren't any better.

You lied about going to the game.

You knew it'd make you late, and you went anyway.

Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this.

We said we're sorry.

It's Thanksgiving, for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness.

- It's a day to be thankful.

- Don't make me come up there! It's too late for apologies.

Fine, let's just go.

I don't need your stupid dinner.

That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.

- Oh, is that what that is? - Sorry.

Come on, you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.

- Yeah, I'll cook.

- Yeah, let's go out.

Yeah, you three have a nice Thanksgiving.

- The three of us? - Yeah.

You, Chan and the vein.

- I'm stuck.

- Joey, that is not gonna work.

No, seriously.

- I'm really wedged in here.

- I'll pull you through.

Okay.

Stop, stop, I'm worried about damaging my head.

It's a little late for that.

Hurry up, you gotta do something.

All right, well, this does not change anything.

We need to get something to grease his face.

- We got turkey grease.

- Bring it.

I just want to say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a separate person.

Here you go.

Oh, that smells good.

- Okay? - Okay, try it.

It isn't working.

- We're gonna have to unscrew the chain.

- Hurry, I can't feel my ears.

Can you ever feel your ears? Interesting.

- Chandler, where are your tools? - Oh, I left them on my bulldozer.

I don't have tools.

- Well, I do, but Rachel borrowed them.

- I lent them to Ross.

- I gave them to Joey.

- I left them at the park.

I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.

I stuffed Brussels sprouts down his pants.

Nice.

Okay, I have to get that.

Now, when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone.

Thanksgiving is over.

The vein has spoken.

- It's really starting to hurt.

- Look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push.

Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so push.

Just a sec.

We're kind of in the middle of something here.

Hey, stop putting things down my pants.

- Come on, guys, push! - Yeah, come on, push! Push! Push! - My cranberries! - Man, I got food all over me.

I can't believe what you did.

Monica's gonna kill you.

Look! Look! Look what the Look what the floating heads did! I don't care.

What's going on? That was the adoption agency.

And? - We're getting a baby! - Are you serious?! There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us.

- Oh, my God, that's great! - That's incredible.

I'm so happy for you.

This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass! To Monica and Chandler and that knocked-up girl in Ohio.

I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.

- I know.

- Have you considered pageanting? I can't believe they called.

I mean, we're actually getting a baby.

I know how you feel.

- Really? - Sure.

I went through the exact same thing with Alicia May Emory.

The waiting, the wondering.

Then one day, I get that call from Toys"R"Us.

She was in stock.

That is the exact same thing.