8. 176259 - The One With the Late Thanksgiving (第10季)【完整台词】

Did I do something to you? - The game's at 1.

- So? - Dinner's at 4.

We'll never make it back.

- So we'll leave before it's over.

But it could take us a long time to get back home.

Plus, Joey could get lost and they could have to page us to go pick him up.

Dude, two times that happened! Look, Monica's been working hard all day.

She didn't want to host in the first place.

We shouldn't go.

He's right, man.

- Yeah, I guess.

So we'll see you at 4.

- Okay.

And get ready to taste my very special cranberries.

Or should I say "Chan-berries"? That's some gentle comedy, dude.

- We're still going to the game, right? - Yeah.

This is contestant number 16, Rebecca Hope from Yonkers.

- Hey.

- Phoebe, listen, I think we gotta go.

This place is freaking me out.

I've been watching this guy over there.

I don't think he came with a kid.

But we can't leave now.

There was this one baby, Haley, who was favored to win she got croup, so she had to stay home.

This competition just blew wide-open, folks.

Phoebe, it's just too weird.

I just saw a 1 -year-old with pantyhose on.

Oh, I know.

We should've been more prepared.

It's okay.

Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron.

My God, they just took her sweater off.

Look at those arms.

Hello, Michelin Man.

Phoebe, come on.

You know what, it's already 3:00.

They haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet.

We got dinner.

But Emma's got what it takes.

She could go all the way! - Phoebe, you have to calm down.

- Okay.

Rachel, the hottest babies in the tri-state area are in this room right now.

I overheard a judge say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma.

- Really? - Yeah.

- You heard him say that? - Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

All right, let's give these babies something to cry about.

Good.

Let's get down to business.

Emma needs some makeup.

What? She's gonna look washed-out next to the others.

No, I'm not letting you put makeup on my baby.

- Why not? - Because I already did.

You suck! Get off the ice, you idiot! - What a game.

- I know.

Yeah.

- I can't believe Chandler's missing this.

- I'm sorry he's not here.

But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair.

Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.

- Yeah! - These seats are great.

I know, I know.

When I was here for "Holidays on Ice" I was sitting so far away, Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner.

We'd better get going.

If we don't leave now, we're gonna be late.

But it's a tie game.

So we're a little late.

The girls will be there.

Let's just stay for one more goal.

- I don't know.

- One more fight.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Where is everybody? They're 45 minutes late.

I can't believe they're not here.

I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined Cranberry Day.

- How late are we? - Forty-five minutes.

- Here.

- Okay.

Rachel and Phoebe are already there, so they probably started without us.

We could just slip in, and no one needs to know where we were.

- You may want to lose the foam finger.

- Oh, no, no, no.

You just want to put it on your hand.

- You're not at Thanksgiving? - No, we're late.

- What are you doing here? - We're late too.

We figured we could be late because you'd be on time.

Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani.

- Nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us.

- Yeah, where were you? - Well - Yeah, what's with the trophy? Well, we were at a spelling bee.

And I won.

You won an adult Thanksgiving Day spelling bee? Yes.

Y-E-S.

Yes.

Let me see this.

"Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division"? That's me.

You entered Emma in a beauty pageant? And it looks like she put makeup on her.

Wait a second.

Where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before? I can't believe this.