8. 176259 - The One With the Late Thanksgiving (第10季)【完整台词】

- Hey, guys.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Hey.

We need to talk about something.

Yeah.

We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.

- What? - Are you kidding? Well, it's just with work and the stress of adoption we don't feel like we have the energy.

Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.

That doesn't sound like you.

That's Monica talking.

- No, we made this decision together.

- She's putting words in your mouth.

Don't you put words in people's mouths.

You put turkey in people's mouths.

I can't believe this.

This is Emma's first Thanksgiving.

- No, it's not.

- It's not? When was she born? Well, personally, I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.

- Thank you, Pheebs.

- Sure.

It's just as well.

I mean, last year wasn't very good.

I think she's losing her touch.

- What? You are way off, lady.

- Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong.

Well, think about it.

You'd be trying to top what you did last year.

You'd be in competition with yourself.

That's my favorite kind.

Okay, we are doing this.

Don't let yourself get manipulated this way.

Stay out of this, Chandler.

This is between me and me.

We are supposed to make these decisions together.

Did you not watch the Dr.

Phil I taped for you? The One With The Late Thanksgiving - Hey.

- Hi.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Happy Meatless Turkey-Murder Day.

You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleeker.

- Could you pick them up for me? - You're not making the pies? I don't make chocolate pies.

When I was younger, I entered this pie-eating contest.

I ate so many that the thought of them makes me sick.

Did you at least win the contest? Two minutes, twelve pies and a part of one tin.

- Okay, I'll see you guys at 4.

- Can't wait.

This dinner is gonna be so great.

In your face, last-year me.

- Hey, Rach? - Yeah.

What's Emma doing today? Well, let's see, I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop.

- Why? - I want to enter her in a baby pageant.

Oh, my God.

That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Okay, but before you say no, my friend Suzanne is entering her kid.

And compared to Emma, she's a real dog.

- Phoebe, all babies are beautiful.

- Oh, okay.

No.

Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy - And a thousand dollars.

is something I'm very interested in.

Oh, please, do not tell Ross.

He still believes that what's on the inside is important.

Okay.

And Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.

Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving? Well, I was thinking Take the clothes off Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid! Did someone drop the baton again? Why come all the way from Kansas to do that? I don't get older, I just get better.

You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us.

I mean, we could be getting a baby soon.

- You don't know that.

- Somebody's gonna pick us.

But we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency.

I'm telling you, it's gonna happen.

Next year, it's gonna be you, me and little Hemingway Bing.

- What? He's my favorite author.

- Name one of his books.

The Firm? Okay, let's see.

Okay, the turkey's in the oven.

The stuffing is ready.

You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself.

Let me help this year.

Oh, Chandler, that's sweet.

But you don't have to do everything Dr.

Phil tells you to do.

I'm serious, let me do something.

Just not the turkey.

Nothing high-profile.

Okay, let's see.

Oh, the cranberry sauce.

It's easy to make, and no one really cares about it.

Tell me more.

I'm gonna go check on something across the hall.

You start by washing these.

Not with soap! You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes.

- Hi.

Hey, guess what Joey has.

- Three tickets to today's Rangers game! Dude, I wanted him to guess.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, they're great seats too.

- Guess where they are.

- Center ice.