7. 176257 - The One With the Home Study (第10季)【完整台词】

" That's our code word for danger.

- We don't have a code word.

- We don't? We really should.

From now on, "Bert" will be our code word for danger.

So that was the baby's room.

- What room should we see next? - Any room that isn't behind this couch.

Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny.

I did not care for that.

You have to leave.

You slept with our social worker and never called her back.

She is still pissed, so she can't see you.

Okay, okay.

- What? - I forgot my bat.

Oh, my God.

And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't wanna buy your bat! What are you doing here? Bert.

Bert.

Bert.

Bert.

- Are you friends with him? - I can explain.

Joey? All right.

Okay.

You have got some nerve coming back here.

- I can't believe you never called me.

- Excuse me? You probably don't even remember my name.

It's Joey, by the way.

And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady.

I waited weeks for you to call me.

I gave you my number.

You never called me.

Don't try to turn this around on me.

I am not some kind of social work that you can just do.

- I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.

- Really? Think about it.

Come on.

You're a beautiful woman.

Smart, funny.

We had a really good time.

If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you? I don't know.

Well, maybe I'm wrong.

I'm sorry.

Hey, too late for apologies.

Okay? You broke my heart.

You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? - Joey, wait - No! I waited a long time! I can't wait anymore.

I'm sorry that you had to see that.

I'm so embarrassed.

- Oh, that's really okay.

- Yeah.

We totally understand.

- Dating is hard.

- Boy, you people are nice.

And I've got to say I think you're going to make excellent parents.

Laura! We're back.

Are you here to take more money? Because I think what you're looking for is an ATM.

No, no, we're here to give the money back.

Yeah.

Because you know what? It's all about the children.

Although it's also about the wedding.

All right, here.

No.

Oh, God.

If I haven't said so already, sir, congratulations.

Okay, look, enough, all right? I'm stepping in and putting my foot down.

As your future husband, I'm gonna make this decision for us.

What do you think we should do? - It's not your decision anymore.

- What? On behalf of the children of New York, I reject your money.

- But we're giving you this.

- And I'm giving it back to you.

Come on.

Consider it a contribution.

Well, this is very generous.

Take the check.

Have a great wedding and a wonderful life together.

Sounds good to me.

We can save up, come back in a few years and make an even bigger donation.

And when you do, ask for Brian.

- Oh, is that you? - No.

Hello? Oh, hi.

Oh, my God, really? I can't wait to tell Chandler.

Okay.

Goodbye.

- Wrong number? - That was Laura.

She gave us a great report and we're officially on the waiting list.

- That's great.

- Now we just wait for a call and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us.

Hello? Have you seen Joey's bat? Okay.

I got a spider.

There were two, I picked the bigger one.

- Okay.

- Okay.

This feels perfectly normal.

Okay, get on the swing.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

- See? - All right.

I can do this.

There you go.

Good for you.

You know what? I'm getting used to this little guy.

- I don't even feel him in here anymore.