- Hey.
- Hi.
Pheebs, what's wrong? I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this huge engagement ring.
- Oh, my God.
- Congratulations.
So did he get on one knee? Did he have a speech prepared? Oh, did he cry? Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals.
Well, it was really sweet, and, like, the most romantic thing ever.
Here's to Phoebe, who's found the greatest guy in the world.
To Phoebe and I want to say "Mike"? - To Phoebe and Mike.
- Hey.
Thank you.
Oh, and I have something for you.
It's my little black book.
It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated.
Oh, Phoebe, that's nice, but you know what? I think I'm okay.
Give it to one of your other single girlfriends.
I would, but you're the last one.
Give me the book! "Pablo Diaz.
Brady Smith.
Guy in Van"? Oh, my first love.
What is the red X next to Bob Gremore's name mean? Dead.
Oh, it's okay.
No, he was old.
Yeah.
And he lived a full life.
He was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
I should've given you guys my black book when I got married.
Although, it wasn't so much a book as a napkin.
With Janice's phone number on it.
Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band? Oh, yes, they are.
The One With Ross' Grant Hey, honey.
Hey, sweetie.
- Is Monica not here? - No.
Then I'll tell you.
My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it.
- It's my first national commercial.
- Cool.
And I don't want to brag, but a lot of the ideas were mine.
Hell, you weren't there.
All the ideas were mine.
That's great.
Hey, can you cast me in it? I really don't think you're right for the part.
What do you mean? I can do anything.
I'm a chameleon.
I'm old.
I'm tired.
Oh, I am hot.
I'm cold.
Come on, what can't I do? First of all, bravo.
But I don't think you're right for this.
The part's a stuffy college professor.
I can do that.
Hello, I'm your professor.
When I'm not busy thinking of important things, or professing I like to use What's the product? Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions.
I'm cold.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant? I'll give you a hint.
He's looking right at you.
Well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt I'm gonna say, "Congratulations.
" I'm so excited.
Apparently, I beat out hundreds of other applicants including five guys I went to graduate school with.
Not that I'm keeping score, or anything.
Five.
- Wow, that's great.
- Yeah.
- So tell me about the grant.
- Well, okay, it's for $25,000.
And if I get it, I'll be able to complete my field research.
And there will be an article about me in the Paleontology Review.
It'll be the first time my name is in there without people raising serious questions about my work.
- Are you talking about the Dewer Grant? - Yeah.
Why? Benjamin Hobart is administering that grant.
- Your ex-boyfriend? - Yeah.
So your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed.
No.
No, we ended on great terms.
If anything, I think this could help you.
You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner, and I can introduce you.
- lf you think it'd help.
- Yeah, absolutely.
I'll call him.
Now, is there anything I could do to butter him up? Anything he really likes? He does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
We'll see how dinner goes.
- Hey.
- Hey, you want to go see a movie? I told you I had to spend all day clearing out stuff so Mike could move in.
- Oh, right.
- Yeah.
Now that I'm here, I might as well help with the cleaning and organizing.
I just happen to have my label maker.
Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff.
Did you and Chandler make compromises when you moved in together? Chandler did.
- What does he want you to give up? - A bunch of stuff.
And the worst one, he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Who's Gladys? Oh, what a tragic loss.
Yeah, I really hate to give her up.
Oh, I know.
Oh, you should take her.
Oh, I don't know.
- What, you don't like her? - Of course I do.
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