3. 176253 - The One With Ross's Tan (第10季)【完整台词】

- Hi.

Hello! It's so nice to see you.

Both of you, look at me.

Look how young I look! Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on.

But first things first.

Touch my abs.

I don't exercise at all.

Oh, gosh.

So, Monica, you're married.

- Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's - Oh, smell my neck.

It's not perfume.

It's me.

It's my natural scent.

Musty.

Gosh, this is brilliant.

Gosh, it's just like old times.

I'm so happy you two are friends again.

- When were we not friends? - Well, it was 1992.

And I remember, because that was the year I had sex with Evel Knievel.

We were friends in 1992.

No, I distinctly remember you were dodging her calls and trying to avoid seeing her.

- You were going to cut me out? - Well, kind of.

- Oh, my God! - Oh, bugger.

Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse.

Well, in America, you're just an ass.

Hello? Chandler, what's wrong? Oh, my God, are you all right? Yeah, I'll be right there.

I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

- Was Mike with him? - Nope.

- Got the champagne? - Yes.

Ready to power through.

Excellent.

Put it on ice, the phone is off the hook and, in the interest of powering through Okay, sexy, sexy very sexy.

Sexy.

All right, let's do it! Okay, you're scaring me a little bit.

Get over it, soldier, we gotta do this.

- Okay.

You like that, huh? - Oh, yeah.

You like that? Let's kick this into high gear, huh? Yeah, baby! I'll show you how we do it! No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters! What? Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

Joey? Are you okay? Soldier down.

We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.

If she asks, I protested a little, but okay.

Chandler, thank God you're alive.

Monica, can I talk to you outside? - I have nothing to say to you.

- My flat is twice this size.

Please, Monica, in the hall? Oh, that accident must have been terrible.

You look positively ghastly.

Well, aren't you a treat.

I can't believe you tried to cut me out.

Why, Phoebe? Why? It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.

Well, I'm still all those things! You're also so generous and kind and scrappy.

I am scrappy.

Exactly.

No matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life.

Of all the people I've cut out you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.

That's because I'm scrappy.

Yeah, you are, and I'm so glad that you fought your way back in because I don't know what I would do without you.

I don't know what I would do without you.

Well, I guess we should go back in.

I mean, you gave me another chance.

- We should do the same for Amanda.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

Can you believe it? I've never had any professional dance training.

Let me explain how this works.

Go in the booth and I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda.

Okay? Does it look like this is my first time? Now, I want four two's, and I want them all on my back.

Okay.

Wait.

There's two sets of nozzles! Which one is it? Which one is it? Oh, son of a bitch! What is the matter with us? Well, I know what's the matter with me.

No, I mean with us, you know? I mean, is it supposed to be this difficult? I don't know.

That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up was it weird going from friends to more than that? Kind of.

Sneaking around, having to hide from you guys No, no, no.

No, I mean sexually.

Yeah, was there a part of you that felt like it was really wrong? Actually, no.

No, it felt right, you know? It felt like, "I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.

" I can tell from your expressions that's the good news you were hoping for.

Well, I'm gonna go continue to spread the joy.

Just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to for us.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit.

- Right, totally.

- Yeah.

And so we'll just keep trying and trying until we do it.

If not, we'll just be a couple that never has sex.

That's a plan.

- I did not see this coming.

- I know.

I don't know, I don't get it.

I mean, I was so sure this is what I wanted.

Me too.

Well, how come Monica and Chandler could do it? I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.

I bet you're right.

So Yeah.

I love you.