3. 176253 - The One With Ross's Tan (第10季)【完整台词】

- Okay.

- Okay.

Was that good for you? No, don't get it.

Let the machine pick up.

Yeah, it could be Rachel asking if someone could babysit again.

- It could be Amanda.

- Oh, you're right.

I was just kidding about Rachel.

Babysitting's a gas.

Hello, Monica.

It's Amanda calling again.

I'm in the neighborhood, hoping I could pop by your flat.

You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffamonteezi! Let's see.

So should you get this directly ring me back on my mobile.

Okay, don't hold thy breath.

- Hello? Is someone on the line? - Yes.

I was looking for Monica.

Hang on, she's right here.

- Someone's on the phone for you.

- We weren't picking up.

It's Amanda.

I get pedicures.

Hi, Amanda.

Actually, now is not a good time.

Dinner tomorrow night? Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then.

Why? Why? Why didn't you just say no? Well, I said no to her coming over now.

I couldn't say no twice.

I got this uncontrollable need to please people.

Fine.

Fine.

You would not hold up well under torture.

- Oh, and you would? - I did.

- Rach, are you sure you wanna do this? - Absolutely.

It's just a little weird.

It's you, and it's me.

- It'll just take some getting used to.

- Okay.

Okay, well, how can we make it easier? Okay.

Let's work from the top down.

- Just work the bra, Joe.

- Okay, got it, yeah.

Absolutely.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Is this thing welded shut? - Okay.

All right, turn around.

I gotta get a look at this thing.

Sorry.

Well, this is romantic.

I'm sorry.

This has never happened to me before.

I'm an expert at taking off bras.

I could do it with one hand.

I could do it with my eyes closed.

Once I just looked at one and it popped open.

- I blame your bra.

- It's a standard-issue bra clasp.

Then I blame you.

Yeah.

That's right.

You threw me off with all your slapping.

Okay, look, I'm really sorry about that, Joey.

But do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra? No, I don't have another level.

Hold on.

There's something different.

I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

Was that place the sun? Oh, and it gets worse.

Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself.

How could you mess this up? It's so easy.

You go in the booth, count to five and turn around.

- How do you count to five? - One, two, three Damn it! I know! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic? How was your date with Joey? Well, it was good, until we got back to our apartment.

And then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away.

You didn't like that? Well, it wasn't just me, all right? He freaked out too.

He couldn't even undo my bra.

Really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.

I do not know what's wrong with us.

We've kissed before and that's been great.

But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.

You guys have been friends forever.

The first time you kissed Ross was weird.

You couldn't stop laughing.

You got through that.

Okay.

That's true.

That's true, we can do this.

You're right.

We can do this.

We'll just power through.

Chandler, can I talk to you for a second? No need, problem solved.

We are powering through.

Chandler, stop.

It's not going to pop open.

You don't know.

- Hi, Phoebe.

- Hey.

- Is Amanda here yet? - No.

I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan.

Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency.

Okay, what kind of emergency gets us both out of here? What do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident? - Are you kidding? I love it! - Okay.

- Hi.