2. 176252 - The One Where Ross is Fine (第10季)【完整台词】

No, no.

She's my little genius.

I got big hopes for her.

She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor.

Wow, Frank, I think we just ran out of kids.

Oh, I think you're right.

Oh, wow.

Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up.

I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.

I'm sorry, Frank, I didn't realize things were so bad.

You know, I'll help out more.

I can babysit anytime you want.

You name the day and I'll be there.

- How about tomorrow? - Well, that's not good.

But I can move some stuff around and I'll be there.

You and Alice just take the whole day together.

You'd do that for us? Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.

Oh, look at them.

I love you so much.

Oh, crap, don't wake up! Don't wake up! - Where are Bill and Colleen? - Kitchen, getting something to eat.

Can you believe how nice they are? We have to leave.

Why? What did you do in the bathroom? I didn't get to the bathroom.

I bumped into Owen on the way.

He didn't know he was adopted.

There's a slight chance I may have told him.

Oh, my God, where's my purse? No, I can replace everything in there.

- Get that binder and let's go! - Hi.

Some little snacks for everybody.

You don't have to eat the sour worms.

Those are for Owen.

I'll go get him in a second.

By the way, you should know, we haven't told him he's adopted yet.

But kids are so intuitive.

Don't you think, on some level, he already knows? - I'm adopted? - See? Intuitive.

What? Where did you hear that? He told me.

And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.

Which, technically, now you should give back.

You told him he's adopted? I'm sorry.

You should have a sign out there or something.

Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door.

"Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks Santa is real.

" He isn't? We have to get out of here, baby.

Everyone, I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.

And to love.

Ah, love! L-O-V-E.

Love.

L is for "life.

" And what is life without love? Oh, my God, are we supposed to answer? O is for: "Oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with, by the way.

E is for how extremely normal I find it that you two are together.

And that one day you might get married and have children of your own.

- Dude, are you okay? - Totally.

Ross, you don't seem okay.

I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining.

I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.

Wait, Ross.

Ross, l I have to take off.

- No! - I'm sorry.

I have an early class in the morning.

But this has been lovely.

Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey.

And that you never really liked Rachel.

You are on fire! I'll call you in the morning, okay? - Okay.

- All right.

God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just That's okay.

Girls tend not to like me.

Fine.

Okay.

I guess it's just flan for three.

Hey, that rhymes.

You know what, Ross, I think we're gonna take off too.

Of course.

God, I'm so stupid.

You guys are a couple now.

I mean, you probably just want to be alone.

- No, it's just getting late - It's fine.

It's totally fine.

I've got plenty of margaritas.

It's all good.

I don't even know what that's for.

You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.

- That's probably a good idea.

- I'll see you in the morning.

Okay.

Yeah, you know, Joey, l I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.

It doesn't look good, does it? Morning.

- Here you go.

- Thanks.

- Did you stay here all night? - Yeah.

So you took off my pants and shoes? No.

No, no.

You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago soundtrack.

Look, Ross about Rachel and I.

Listen, you don't have to worry about that because nothing's gonna happen.

What do you mean? She and I said from the beginning we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it.

And clearly What are you talking about? I'm fine.

It's okay, Ross.

You know, I totally understand.

Of course you're not fine.

You're You're Ross and Rachel.

Yeah, except we're not.