2. 176252 - The One Where Ross is Fine (第10季)【完整台词】

I can use all these things! Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little What? Fine? Because I am.

Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't? You see? Who else is fine? Come on.

Listen.

Why don't you try to relax.

Maybe have a drink.

You know what, that is a very good idea.

I'm gonna go make a pitcher of margaritas.

Oh, God.

So adorable.

Look at them, sleeping there like angels.

Yeah, I really cherish these moments because before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.

Well, they may be a handful but they're so cute.

- Yeah.

Oh, God, last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing.

I haven't slept in four years.

That's a long time.

You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe.

There's just so many of them.

You know, two I could handle.

Two's great.

You just hold one in each hand.

What do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on? I got no more hands to protect my area.

There's three of them, Phoebe.

Three.

Yeah, I know, Frank.

I counted them when they were coming out of my area.

Sometimes, I think that Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it.

It's too horrible.

No.

What? No, no, I can't.

Oh, my God, Frank.

Are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could run out on them.

Oh, no, I would never do that.

No.

I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.

What? You can't separate them, that's terrible! Which one? Thank you so much for seeing us.

Phoebe has told us great things about you guys.

Please, we're happy to help.

We went through the same thing when we were adopting.

So a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh? I mean, you have a lovely home.

We appreciate anything you can tell us.

Well, actually, I think this might help.

It's pretty much all the information you need.

- Oh, my God.

Everything is broken into categories, then cross-referenced.

Then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.

Thank you.

I think I just had a tiny orgasm.

I know the process is frustrating, but it's so worth it.

Adopting Owen was the best thing that ever happened to us.

That's great.

Can I see the book? You want me to wash my hands first, don't you? Please.

It's just so pretty and white.

Bathroom is down the hall to your left.

I would have told him to do it too.

Can I adopt you? - Hey, you must be Owen.

- Yeah.

I'm Chandler.

Hey, I was in the Scouts too.

- You were? - In fact, my father was a den mother.

You know how to use a compass? I have a badge in it.

- You do? That's fantastic.

- You want to see it? I'd love to, but I gotta get back to your parents.

They're telling us about how they adopted you.

What? What? I'm adopted? I got nothing.

Well, that first batch of margaritas was not so great but this second batch is good.

Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some.

Oh, God, this is fun, isn't it? You know, just the four of us.

Just hanging.

Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready? I'm fine, okay? I'm great.

I'm just I'm just proud of us.

You know? There's no weirdness, no tension.

No awareness.

We make a great foursome.

We should do more stuff together.

Let's take a trip! Okay, where do you think we can go? My fajitas! Look, Charlie, I just want you to know Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me.

You know, he normally doesn't drink like this.

You know what, this is nothing.

My father is a raging alcoholic.

I'm sorry, have I made this evening uncomfortable? Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot! Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on.

That is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Okay, well, this is crazy.

We can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we? Oh, no, of course we're not.

- That's insane.

- I know.

Alice would never go for it.

She's pretty tired too.

I think we could get her on board.

Well, just for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically which one would you be willing to give up? Frank Jr.

Jr.

? You'd be getting a really good one.

I mean, you know, he's really funny.

Like, the other day, he made up this joke: What's green and says, "Hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog.

Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.

Well, all right, that's fine.

What about Leslie? Oh, no, no, not Leslie.

No.

She's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.

All right, so that leaves Chandler.

No, no, you can't have Chandler.