15. 176264 - The One Where Estelle Dies (第10季)【完整台词】

Listen, I'm sure you're wondering why I didn't get you an audition for that TV movie.

Yeah, actually I am! I guess I dropped the ball there.

Whoopsie! That's it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.

Don't take that tone with me.

Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic? No, no, look.

All I'm saying is that you're my agent, ok? And you're not getting me into any auditions and I'm tired of it.

What are you saying? I'm saying that This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you're fired.

Goodbye.

Man, tough week for Estelle! Hi.

Hi.

Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house.

You know she can't sleep without it.

Oh, well, she's asleep now.

Stop forcing that thing on her.

Ok.

Oh, you're not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back! Nooo! Yee.

I mean, it was so weirdest thing.

They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.

So, you're not going to Paris.

No, I'm still going.

Wh - wh - what? When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back - they offered me more money! Isn't that great? - Yeeeah! Hi.

We're buying the house next door and we were wondering if we could just take a look around.

Oh, sure.

I'm showing it to someone else right now but please, look around.

Thanks.

It feels like we're cheating on our house.

And if we're gonna cheat, shouldn't it be with like a hot younger house, that does stuff that our house won't do? Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole! So? What do you think? Love it! Well, we already have one offer on it and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.

They could be our neighbors, what are they like? Oh, the woman upstairs is very nice.

She and her husband have two kids, he's on Wall Street and she - Oh my God! Sure.

Hey Joey, want come with me to - are you ok? Yeah, I just - I just feel bad about firing Estelle.

This is got to be killing her.

No, that wouldn't kill her.

Ordinary embolism might.

I don't know.

She's got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client.

Except for this guy who eats paper.

And I'm guessing he eats more money than he makes.

Look, I know she's not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years.

I'm gonna call her and hire her again.

No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you - Why? - Because patience is the road to understanding which is the key to a happy heart.

You blow me away.

All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you? I promise.

And that means, never having to give a reason.

What a small world! And yet I never run into Beyonc¨¦! You two know each other? Oh, we go way back.

Before Monica made an honest man out of him Chandler used to be my little love muffin!heh-heh-heh!.

So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie Don't, don't! No, actually, we're buying the house next door.

Why!? I don't know why.

Ooh, that decides it then.

I was on the fence.

But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! Ellen, we're going to talk numbers.

This can not be happening! Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer.

Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.

The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers.

Okay, Okay All right.

What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.

That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful but when did you start crapping money!? Okay, you come up with an idea.

Alright alright we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house We can still get out.

But we love our house.

Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too.

Just the crickets and "Oh My God"! Okay, but if we don't get this house she's still gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of surprise.

I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words .

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that make your balls jump back up inside your body.

Well, we have to do something.

We can't have her living next door.

Oh, that does it too.

Who is it? It's me.

Ron.

Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.

This may surprise you but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.

Just hear me out.

How would you feel about offering her a raise? Not good, Ron.

Perhaps I can persuade you.

What if you can give your son this genuine pterodactyl egg replica.

Wow, that's pretty cool Huh? So? We have a deal? Okay, you got it.

Yes! yes! This is gonna make me very popular.

Oh, Believe me, the ladies, they love it! I meant with my son.

Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much.

Joey, this is Al T.

Booker,the guy who eats paper.

I'm sure you've heard that Estelle passed away.

I wanted to let you know there's a memorial for her at the Westside chapel, tomorrow at ten.

Hope you can make it.

Oh my God.

Hello? Joey, it's Estelle.

Estelle? Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me.

Ok-ay.

I just, I can't believe you're calling me? Well, I didn't think I should just drop by No, no, no! Don't drop by, don't drop by! Anyway, you did what you had to do.

I'm okay.

Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there? It's alright.

Look kiddo, I gotta go.

Good luck with the career.

You're gonna be huge.

Thanks for everything Estelle.

Bye.

"out of area".

Boy, I'll say.

Well I just talked to Sid we are definitely putting in an offer on the house a-a-and I'll bet we get it.

The Hitlers will be so disappointed.

All right, I got to run.