14. 176263 - The One With Princess Consuela (第10季)【完整台词】

-Are you kidding.

I think I just saw a bat in the corner.

When you head was hanging out of the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it? Maybe.

Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know, or any other house for that matter.

Oh Joey.

We know you're having a hard time with this but we really.

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we love it here.

Fine.

OK.

If you love this house so much then you should just live here, OK? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound.

Joey, we know that's you.

No.

It's not.

-Hey -Hey Welcome back.

-I missed you.

-Oh Me too.

So what's new? Well I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay.

That's great.

You changed your name? Yes I did.

Meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

You're kidding, right? Nope.

You really did that? Yep.

You.

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but you can't do that.

Why? Why? It's fun.

It's different.

No one else has a name like it.

Alright.

Then I'm gonna change my name.

Great.

OK, what you're gonna change it to? Crap Bag.

Mike Crap Bag? No.

No mike.

No.

Just Crap Bag.

First name Crap last name Bag.

You're not serious, right? Yeah I'm serious.

It's fun.

It's different.

No one else has a name like that.

Uh-huh.

Well then great.

If you love it, I love it.

I do love it, and I love your name.

I love Princess Consuela.

And I love Crap.

Ou.

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Who are you? Oh, hi, I'm Joey.

My stupid friends are buying this house? Who are you? I am Mackenzie.

My stupid parents are selling this house.

I hate my parents.

I hate my friends.

Look, there's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.

Like what? Oh.

.

OK.

You come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted.

What are you eight? Ok.

Let's hear your great idea.

I don't have any great ideas.

I am eight.

There's gotta be a way.

I mean, you know, Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike.

That just leaves me and Ross and Rachel, you know what I mean? I really don't.

What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm losing my friends.

My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.

Oh yeah, sure, easy for you.

You're younger than me.

I am set in my ways.

This's what my mom always talking about: Whiners's winners.

Look.

You want your friends to be happy, right? Yeah.

.

yeah.

I guess yeah.

Well if moving here is gonna make them happy.

Don't you want them to do it? Yeah.

Maybe.

Then you gotta let them go.

I hate to admit it, but you're probably right.

How did you get to be so smart? I read a lot.

Just when I thought we could be friends.

Oh, here, Rach.

I just heard it.

I'm so sorry.

Oh thank you.

You still don't know my name, do you? Well, now I don't have to.

Ross, what is taking you so long? I'm sorry.

It's almost as if this wasn't built for quick getaway.

Rachel? Mark? Oh my god.

-How have you been? -I'm fantastic! -You remember Ross? -Sure sure.

What's with the chair? Uh.

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you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway so Clever.

So.

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so how are you? Ah.