14. 176263 - The One With Princess Consuela (第10季)【完整台词】

I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie.

Hey how did the interview go? Oh! It's not good.

You know, I always feel that way after an interview.

I'll bet it went better than you think.

Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren.

That is a bad interview.

What're you.

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what're you talking about? How did this happen? Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything.

So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna let me go because I'm not a team player.

And I say "Wait a minute.

No.

Yes I'm".

And then I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that in fact.

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was true.

Oh god.

I'm so sorry.

Hey, Wa.

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wo.

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W.

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what's this? It's.

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it's a bottle of champagne! Why is this here? Ross? I guess it's here because I got TENURE! Congratulations.

This a single greatest day of my professional career.

Gunther, 6 glasses.

Six? You want me to join you? Oh, I thought Joey was here.

Five is good.

Ah.

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I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.

Ooh.

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Israeli champagne.

And it's vanilla.

I got tenure and I didn't win the lottery.

Hey Rach.

So.

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How did your thing go? Oh.

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good.

Yeah.

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but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days.

Oh you know what, you're gonna get it.

I.

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I can feel it.

Can you? Ah, allright.

Here's to Ross.

And.

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and to years of hard work finally paiying off.

And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything.

But also knowing it means A LOT.

But more importantly to full well-rounded lives.

That center around work.

To ross.

You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.

No seriously.

I have job security for life, you know.

I mean I never have to worry.

Oh.

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oh look at you.

Look.

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how happy you're for me.

No, it's not that.

I got fired today and I didn't get the other job.

Rachel I'm so sorry.

Oh~ Great.

I feel like an idiot.

-No, it's OK.

You didn't know.

-Oh Little heads-up would have been nice.

Thank you for letting us see the house again.

And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means.

I've already forgotten what you said.

But thank you.

Take as loog as you want.

Just let me know when you're through.

So glad you decided to come.

Me too.

Yeah, this place is great.

I'm so happy for your guys.

Although you know I hope you like fungus.

What? Fungus.

Yeah place is full of it.

No, it's not.

We had an inspection and I didn't find anything.

OK Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.

Maybe it's because you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.

Maybe.

So this is the living room huh? Oof, it's pretty dark.

-No it's not.