14. 176263 - The One With Princess Consuela (第10季)【完整台词】

Monica and Chandler really love this house.

You're not gonna talk them into staying here.

Hey hey.

I can convince people to do anything, you know.

I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing".

What is it? I AM NOT gonna help you do that! Oh my.

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Hi.

Em.

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I'm here to see Mr.

Campbell with Gucci.

The reservation is probably under Gucci.

It.

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it's spelled like Gukki, which can be confusing! Mr.

Campbell is not here yet.

Let me show you to his table.

Oh my god.

That's my boss.

You have to seat us somewhere else.

I'm sorry.

This's always Mr.

Campbell's table.

But my boss can not see me.

I'm interviewing for another job.

I know, with Gukki.

Rachel? Hah, I'm on a date! That's great.

Yeah it is.

Yeah, you know, it's tough.

Single mom, career.

You gotta get out there.

Well, you got uhm.

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good energy.

Ah.

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oh Rachel! Yes.

Hi James Campbell -Hi -Hi Execuse us.

-Please -OK He's cute.

So.

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your resume is quite impressive.

My resume.

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I wouldn't.

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I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resume.

Dating profile.

I'm talking about the work resume.

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La la Whatever happen to just singing for no reason.

Maybe people found it weird.

Maybe So.

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why do you wanna leave Ralph Lauren? What? I.

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I don't.

You don't? No.

I lo.

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love it there.

If you don't wanna leave, why are we having this lunch? --That is my boss-- What? --That is my boss-- That's Hugo Boss? This place is so depressing.

If I had to work here I'd kill myself.

But you obviously haven't.

How can I help you? Em.

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I need to change my name please.

I need to change it because I'm hiding from the law.

You're fun.

-You need to fill out this form.

-OK I just don't I don't know how it work exactly.

See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan.

So is it supposed to be Buffay Hannigan or Hannigan Buffay? It can be anything you want.

Well.

not anything, I mean Yeah.

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anything Oh.

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this could take a while.

Get out of my line.

Hey.

-Hey Phoebs.

-Oh not anymore.

I changed it today.

Oh I'm sorry.

Mrs.

Hannigan.

Wrong again.

Apparently You can change it to anything you want so I thought.

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here's an opportunity to be creative.

So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

That's what we're gonna name the baby.

-Phoeby -Not.

Princess Consuela.

-You seriously changed your name to that? -Uh-huh.

Ok.

So from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela.

Uhm no.