Adjusted by Madhero Hi! - Hey! - You come back! How is the honeymoon? Oh, incredible! Oh, champagne, candle at dinner and moonlight walks on the beach, so romantic! So, where's Mike? Oh, he's at the doctor's, he didn't poop the whole time we were there.
Well, anyway, I'm glad you're back.
I really need your help.
Oh, why? What's up? Well, I have an audition for this play and for some of them would have to speak French, which according to my resume, I'm fluent in.
Joey, you shouldn't lie on your resume.
Yeah, you really shouldn't! BTW, how was that year-long dig in Cairo? It was ok.
I did not know you spoke French.
Oh, you're so sexy.
Well, so will you help me? I really wanna be in this play.
Sure.
Seriously, stop or I'm gonna jump on you.
Friends*1013 Joey Speaks French Adjusted by Madhero "So no one told you life was gonna be this way" "Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA.
" "It's like you're always stuck in second gear" "When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year" "but I'll be there for you ('Cause you're there for me too)" Hey.
Why are you wearing my apron? I'm making cookies for Erica.
Oh, btw, we have to leave for the airport soon.
Her plane comes in ahout an hour.
Oh hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as my wife and the woman who's carrying my child? No? Divorce? Hey.
Do you guys know where Rachel is? No, we haven't seen her since this morning.
Unbelievable! She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma.
Hey! These are for Erica! Well, is she gonna eat all those cookies? I want the baby to come out all cute and fat.
So why is Erica coming to visit you? Because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to NY, so she wants to see all the tourist spots, you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building Oh, those places.
There's always so many people there being crowd like cattle, and, you know, there's always some idiot who goes "Moo".
Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it? Oh hi, thanks for showing up 30 minutes late! - Ross - No no, I'm sure you have a great excuse.
What, was it a hair appointment? A mani-pedi or is there a sale at Barney's? My father had a heart attack while I was at Barney's.
- Oh my god.
- Honey.
I'm so sorry.
Is he ok? Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine.
But he's still having sedated.
Ok, I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
No, come on, I'm totally ok.
I don't need you to come.
I can totally handle this on my own.
Still, still, let me come for me.
Ok, if you really need to.
I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
Oh, I really could.
Alright, this seems pretty simple.
Your first line is "My name is Claude.
" So, just repeat after me.
Well, so let's try it again.
Huh, it's not quite what I'm saying.
Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.
It does? Really? Alright, let's just try it again.
- Really listen.
- Got it.
Hey, you guys! I want you to meet someone really special.
Phoebe, this is Erica, and this is the baby.
Joey, Erica, Baby.
Everyone! Erica, Baby.
Monica, calm, self.
- Please, sit down.
- Thank you.
It's really nice to meet you guys.
I can't believe I'm here.
Well, welcome to NYC, or should I say Why would you say that? Ok, what are you gonna be doing today? Oh, I want to see everything.
Time Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center Oh, you know what you should do, you should walk all the way to the top of Statue of Liberty.
- Oh yeah, let's do that! - Great.
This baby better be really good.
Hi, excuse me.
I'm here to see my father.
My name is Rachel Green.
And I'm Dr Ross Galler.
Ross, please.
This is a hospital, ok? That actually means sth here.
- So, can we plase go in? - Absolutely.
Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't wanna infect him.
Ross, please, don't be so scared of him.
I am not scared of him, I'm really sick.
He's still under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
I'm feeling better.
Oh, my god.
Oh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh? Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Oh, great.
Uh, are you gonna be ok? He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine.
Did the TV wake you? No, when you put your feet up on my bed, you tucked on my cathode.
Ouchy.
What are you doing here, Galler? Well, I came with Rachel who should be back any second.
So what's new? Ooh, I had a little heart attack.
Great, is it painful? What? A heart attack is sitting here talking to you.
Let's see if we can get Rachel back in here.
So what's new with you, huh? Knocked up any more of my daughters laterly? Nope! Just the one.
Rach! Noo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down.
Ok, let's just try one syllable at a time.
Ok, so repeat after me.
Great, ok, faster.
Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you! What are you doing? I have to go before pull your head through a wall! No, no! Don't go, I need you.
My audition is tomorrow! Hey.
I was gonna make some dinner but all I found in your dad's frige was bacon and heavy cream.
I think we solve the mystery of heart attack.
Did you call your parents? - Oh, yeah, Emma is doing great.
- Oh, good.
Wow.
What? Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.
What do you mean? You have been in my room before.
Yeah, sure, right.
Like I have ever been in Rachel Green's room.
Ok, I gotta tell you, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Sorry.
- Are you ok? - Yeah.
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