12. 176262 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding (第10季)【完整台词】

Okay.

Get your hair and makeup done.

I'll take care of everything.

- Hey, what are you guys gonna do? - About what? The blizzard.

I just saw on the news it's the worst snowstorm in 20 years.

They already closed all the bridges and tunnels.

But the band and the photographer are coming in from New Jersey.

I don't think they are.

Looks like you're not gonna be in the wedding, either.

So sorry, Pheebs.

- Well, the club lost its power.

- The news said most of the city did.

- Since when do you watch the news? - For your information since they hired a very hot weather girl.

I can't believe you aren't getting married today.

I know.

It's so beautiful out there.

You always wanted to get married outside.

- Why don't you just do it on the street? - What? Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore.

I mean, you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting.

This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted.

What do you think? I think I wanna get married to you today.

Me too.

Monica, do you think we could do it? Affirmative! Okay, let's get these chairs out here! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights.

Okay, who left the ice sculpture on the steam grate? - Michael.

- Hey, you made it.

Great.

Chappy! - There you go.

- Hi.

Hi.

I know getting married in the street isn't what you approve of.

No, it's lovely.

The lights and the snow.

I could look at them forever.

I crushed a pill and put it in her drink.

Come on, sweetheart.

You know, Chappy's too small to handle all this snow.

Someone has to walk him down the aisle.

- Would this person be in the wedding? - I guess.

- I'll do it! - I'll do it! Chandler, hello? I mean, aren't you scared of dogs? I'm not scared.

I'll just take little Chappy and He can sense my fear! My throat is exposed! I guess I'm in the wedding then.

He stinks.

Level one alert! I repeat, level one, this is not a drill! We have a situation.

The minister called.

He's snowed in, he can't make it.

- Oh, no.

- Hey, don't worry.

- I'm still ordained from your wedding.

- Really? Yeah.

You think I'd give up being a minister and pay to ride the subway? Ministers don't ride the subway for free.

I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but, yeah, we do.

We have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the aisle.

I'll do it! Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position.

Chandler, come with me.

Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony, and Chandler's giving you away.

Oh, okay.

Hi, new Dad.

So you ready to do this? Oh, my God.

This is really happening.

- Phoebe, I'm so happy for you, honey.

- Thank you.

I love you.

Wait, wait! No hugs! The dresses! - Oh, what the hell.

- Oh, come on.

- I love you guys.

- I love you.

Okay, it's zero hour! All teams execute on my count! Let's get this bad boy on the road! Is it okay I want you to wear that headset in bed? I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, Marjorie, hit it.

- Jeez, Ross.

You could've showered.

- It's the dog.

Groomsman? Why are you standing there? Where's your bridesmaid? We've got a broken arrow! Bridesmaid down! Oh, that's me.

- Ready? - Okay.

Oh, wait.

Oh, no.

Wait.

Wow.

Aren't you gonna be cold? I don't care.

I'll be my "something blue.

" - You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

My God.

Aren't you freezing? Friends.

Family.

Dog.

Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event.

The cold has now spread to my special place so I'm gonna do the short version of this.

Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other.

And I know I speak for everyone here when I wish them a lifetime of happiness.

Who has the rings? Okay.

When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad or a regular family like everybody else.

And I always knew that something was missing.

But now I'm standing here today knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need.

You are my family.

Phoebe, you are so beautiful.

You're so kind.

You're so generous.

You're so wonderfully weird.

Every day with you is an adventure.

And I can't believe how lucky I am.