12. 176262 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding (第10季)【完整台词】

It'll be weird if I'm not in it.

- Hey, guys, how's it going? - Fine.

We're sitting here, alone, doing nothing.

It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.

Look, about tomorrow, I've got a question for you.

I found out one of my groomsmen had an emergency and can't make it.

- What happened? - Who cares? And? And I was wondering if one of you guys - I'll do it! - Me! You both wanna do it? There's only room for one.

Pick me.

I look great in a tux, and I won't steal focus.

No, Mike.

No, no, you wanna pick me.

I mean Watch.

You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision.

You know, Phoebe knows you better.

I'm gonna let her choose.

Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman.

Oh, I will.

But I will need a mirror as he is me.

- Please.

You're going down.

- You are going "downer.

" They say that on the figure skating team? I wouldn't know.

I didn't make it.

You know I'm filling in for Phoebe's stepdad tomorrow, right? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, thanks for doing that.

- Oh, hey, my pleasure.

So, what are your intentions with my Phoebe? - I intend to marry her.

- Oh, a wiseacre.

I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano? Isn't that kind of unstable? - No more so than acting.

- Strike two.

You're right.

She probably will support me.

Hey, unless we move in with you, Dad.

Strike three.

You only get one more, Mike.

So? What did you decide? I decided to pee.

You have to choose one of us to be in your wedding.

- One of the groomsmen fell out.

- Oh, no, no.

I can't choose between you two.

I love you both so much.

Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.

But I don't wanna choose.

It's - Okay, wait.

Rach? - Yeah? Listen, I have a very special bridesmaid task for you to do.

Goody! What is it? Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler.

So good luck with that.

What? What, what, what? No, I don't wanna do that.

I guess I have to find a new bridesmaid.

I'll do it! Okay, it's 2100 hours.

- Time for your toast.

- Do I have time to go to the bathroom? You had a bathroom break at 2030.

Pee on your own time, Mike.

In regards to the toasts, okay, you wanna keep them short.

Nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches.

Okay.

You just get in, do your thing, and get out.

Is that what you say to Chandler? It's 2101, and I am not amused.

Okay.

The bride and groom have a few words they'd like to say.

Okay.

Hello, everyone.

And thank you all for being here tonight.

So tomorrow's the big event.

Some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start.

Yeah.

My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends.

So l Oh, okay.

I I thought about it, and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight, because It's not It's not important.

Well, she's in rehab.

Anyway.

So Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike only he didn't have a friend Mike, so he just brought my Mike.

And And But despite, you know It got good.

I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here.

Oh, God.

And And moment's over.

So okay Oh, no, forget that.

I can forget that.

Oh, this is funny.

Oh, but you need to know that to get that.

So Oh, well, okay.

I Okay.

Okay, Monica, I can't do it like this! This is my wedding, okay? I don't want this Or this Or this Okay? I just wanted a simple wedding where my fiancé can go to the bathroom any time he wants! - You know what? You're done.

- What? You're fired! Cheers.

- Hey.

- Happy wedding day.

Happy my wedding day to you.

Joey, listen, this is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and makeup in the bathroom.

I had to move a couple things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.

Man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was gonna be corsages.

Hi.

About last night I know you're under a lot of stress, and Well, even though the things you said hurt me a little bit My point is Well, I'm willing to take my job back.

Oh, well, that's okay.

I think you and I will do much better if you're just here as a bridesmaid.

Is that so? Okay.

If that's really what you want, then here.

I give you the headset.

I don't really wanna give you the headset.

I guess if you're taking over, then you should probably return these messages.