11. 176260 - The One Where the Stripper Cries (第10季)【完整台词】

Heidi Klum.

Claudia Schiffer.

Christy Turlington.

Kate Moss.

Girls Chandler could never get? - Supermodels.

- Where? Hey.

Where's Rachel? She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.

Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel? - What? When was this? - 1987.

The weekend you guys visited me at school.

- Oh, my God.

That's wild.

- But it was, like, a million years ago.

- It doesn't matter.

- It matters to me.

- Why? - Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.

- You kissed her that night too? - Two guys in one night? Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.

- Seriously, where did this happen? - Okay after you told me she was passed out in our room I went in there to make sure she was all right.

She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats.

I went to kiss her on the forehead but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips.

I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.

It was only for a second, but it was amazing.

And now I find out that you kissed her first.

- Wait, what bed did you say she was on? - Mine.

- I'm sure I put her on my bed.

- No, she was definitely on my bed.

Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed? Well, then who was on my bed? No! No! Yes! - You were under the pile of coats? - I was the pile of coats! Oh, my God! You were my midnight mystery kisser?! You were my first kiss with Rachel?! You were my first kiss ever?! What did I marry into?! Crap!