10. 176266 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught (第10季)【完整台词】

I love him too.

My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! This is the last box of your clothes.

I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?" I was gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but I don't want to live with Rachel anymore.

You're so mean to each other.

I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel.

I still like you.

That's fine because I'm not moving.

Phoebe, you gotta take her.

I said some bad stuff but Rachel has qualities that make her a good roommate.

She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like.

What else? When I take a shower she leaves me notes on the mirror.

I do.

I do do that.

That's nice.

I like having things to read in the bathroom.

When I fall asleep on the couch she covers me with a blanket.

Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.

And when I told her that I was gonna move in with Chandler she was really supportive.

You were so great.

You made it so easy.

And now you have to leave.

And I have to live with a boy! - She really left.

- I know.

- Thank you.

- No problem, roomie.

- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

What the hell is that dog doing here? A little toast here.

Ding, ding! This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned but for me this has been really great.

I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.

If you had gone to Vail or if you had been with your family, or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff we wouldn't be all together.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

- That's so sweet! - Thank you.

Here's to a lousy Christmas! And a crappy New Year! - Hear, hear! - Hear, hear! You can't move.

You just You just can't.

Rachel's right.

This is where you guys belong.

You don't wanna live in Westchester.

That's the worst of the Chesters.

You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys are just having dinner or watching TV or something but it makes me feel better.

And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs? The Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.

Yeah.

So don't move, okay? Just stay here and maybe close your blinds at night.

- Hey.

Hello? It's Nancy.

They responded to our offer.

And? Okay.

Thanks.

They passed.

They said they won't go a penny under the asking price.

- We can't afford that.

- I know.

Well, there you go.

I'm really sorry, you guys.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.

I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.

Yeah.

Well, we're gonna let you be alone.

- You gonna be okay? - Yeah, we'll be okay.

Love you guys.

You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.

That's okay.

We understand.

Yeah, and about this Nancy If you're not sleeping with her, should I? I know there'll be other houses, but I just - I love that one so much.

- Yeah.

Well, it's a good thing we got it then.

- What? - We got the house.

- Oh, my God.

- I didn't wanna tell you in front of them.

We got it?! We got the house?! We're getting a house! - We're getting a house.

- And a baby.

We're growing up.

We sure are.

- Who's gonna tell them? - Not it! Not it! Damn it! Rachel, this is yours.

Why? What are these for? - You'll see.

- All right, everybody open them.

Wow, this is so beautiful! These are the ones I was looking at in the store! - I know.

- Oh, I love this! A meatball sub! Thanks! Seriously, guys, what's going on? What are these for? Well, I didn't know how to tell you before but we got the house.

- Enjoy! What did they say?