1. 176251 - The One After Joey And Rachel Kiss (第10季)【完整台词】

Hey, Emma, Daddy has some presents for you, okay? I want you to wait right here.

Come here, sweetie.

Ross, actually, there's something that I really need to talk to you about.

Okay, shoot.

- Okay.

All right, here's the deal.

- Oh, no! - What is it? - Oh, major shampoo explosion! - Look, Ross, this really isn't easy.

- Oh, it's all over everything! Why? Why me? Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You were saying? - Well, yeah.

Look, it's about me and - Oh, not another one! Oh, my God Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people? - Wow.

Clearly this is not a good time.

- You think? Okay.

Bye.

All right, so Mike's on his way over.

You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so It doesn't matter who's right or wrong.

The point is, I'm gonna take off.

Wait.

I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on.

I mean are you guys getting back together or something? All right.

Susie Can I call you Susie? My name is Precious.

I can't say that.

Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.

Mike and I are back together.

And unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him.

He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors.

I just can't believe this.

Why? - Well, I don't - Why would he do this? - What's wrong with me? - There's nothing wrong with you.

What the hell am I supposed to do now? Damn it, woman! Pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God! Okay, not a fan of the tough love.

I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.

He didn't know.

He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.

He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever! Look, Precious Mike's not worth this.

You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang.

He proposed to me while he was still seeing you.

He was gonna break up with you on your birthday? I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.

Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right.

Maybe I don't need him.

I deserve to be treated with respect.

Screw you, Mike.

You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell! You're welcome.

Honey? You've been in there for a long time.

Is everything okay? Not really.

I have a problem.

Really? What happened? Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry" and I got stuck.

- You can't move at all? - Oh, I can move.

If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows? I guess so.

- Some of these look a little frayed.

- Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- So? Did you tell Ross? - Well, I tried but then he had a shampoo-related emergency.

- So I guess now it's your turn again.

- No, no, no, no.

I think it's better if you tell him.

You know, it's easier for a woman.

That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go: "I didn't mean it.

I'm so sorry.

" Yeah, because that's what we do.

All right, all right, okay.

How about this? How about this? Tomorrow Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.

Okay, that sounds fair.

- That just means, once again, we can't - I know.

That's okay.

I mean, we can control ourselves.

We're not animals.

- No! Of course, we can wait.

- Yeah.

All right, so I guess that means good night then.

Yep.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

- Seriously, good night.

- Stop saying good night.

I'm so sorry.

Look what I found in the drawer.

And you said I'd never wear this.

Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me? - Sure.

What did you have in mind? - I think you know.

- Really? I don't I don't really feel like it.

- This is what I want to do.

Okay.

I just don't get why you like it so much.

She's an FBI agent posing as a beauty contestant!